Sounds like a real banger. I’ll be in the corner, and definitely not being creepy!
Oh, and in case anyone’s looking for details on the strain…
As far as germination tech, I had a lot of trouble with the standard techniques as well, so I worked up a method that relies on actual numbers rather than “just wet it until it’s moist but not too moist” kinda advice. That stuff drives me crazy. I’m about to walk out the door, but basically you just grab some rooting cubes, let them fully dry out since they often start quite wet, then weigh them dry and bottom-water the cubes with no more than 1.5x their dry weight in water. At that point they’re ready for action, you can put the seeds in and just check them regularly to maintain the ideal weight and thus moisture. Other than my own human error, I’ve had 95%+ success rate with this method, including decade-old seeds.