Morning folks! Finally get to see a doctor about my stomach issues today and it’s just the way the fathers of medicine intended - through my phone screen at lunch in my work truck. Far too long has medicine relied on the antiquated concept of having the medical professional and patient in the same room. Progress! I for one can’t wait for what’s coming in the next decade in medicine which is a healthy portion of newer doctors that faked their way through med school with chatgpt giving checkups through the phone! Oh what a world!
Well @Slick1 ,
At least they will be defended by young lawyers that faked their way through school .
True
They’ll have to change that old saying “A man who represents himself has a fool as a client” to “A man who represents himself has about an equal chance as if he hired an attorney”.
Lucky for you I faked my way through medical and legal school so I can perform both services.
Every time I’ve hired a lawyer, it turned out I didn’t hire him for his knowledge of the law; the advantage of hiring a lawyer is that they’re partners with the judges in this racketeering scam we call the justice system, so your case becomes more of a priority and the prosecutors suddenly become more willing to accept plea bargains. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.
There was one time I hired a lawyer, a real estate lawyer, and they saved me 5k by arguing that I shouldn’t pay tax on tax.
Even after a 2k fee that’s still value added. Well spent.
My lawyer back when I needed one was a family friend. He was in product liability which means if you need to sue Coca Cola he was your guy, and supposedly he was a pretty big deal even in that area of law. His ex wife was also a recently appointed judge in the county I tended to get in trouble in.
When we went to court I would literally tell him what we were doing and what to ask for. His part was walking into court and having the judge say “John! How you been? How’s little Suzy and Johnny?” and him replying with “good, how’s Martha? Btw I’ll see you in chambers afterwards, I have those Notre Dame tickets for you”. My court days usually went as well as they could
There was an article in a major Canadian newspaper that said something like
“Inequality: people who can’t afford to hire a lawyer are at a disadvantage in the legal system.”
No shit. Tell me something I don’t know.
Morning everyone. Hope you guys all have a fun Monday.
Good mornin fellas!
Good morning everyone.
A discussion of the legal shake down system so early
Morning OG. Can’t remember if I checked in today. Or lately at all. Been pretty spaced out. Real stoned too. And I have a fresh batch of cannabutter snicker doodles. Oh yeah. Nap time!
Hope you get the guts resolved. I had an ulcer at 9. Nervous little shit I guess. But my insides have never been right. I drank alcoholically from 15-30. Haven’t touched it since. My insides are still messed up. I told @TopShelfTrees1 earlier today my normal response to everything is to puke. Puked most days. It was normal in my house.
Damn cuz. All the crap I’ve had, and have, wrong with me… the one thing I have is a pretty near ‘cast-iron’ stomach! Well, it was until my gall bladder came out, lol. But it’s still pretty hardy, for which I am glad!
Never had ulcers.(knock on wood! lol)
Yes, this. ^
Just finished watching a movie, debating on another before trying to sleep, lol
Good morning Johnny, get some rest my friend. Good morning OG’s, have a nice sunny day.
Mornin’ @JohnnyPotseed @Greenfingers & OG.
Good morning all,
Everyone enjoy your Tuesday
Morning everyone. Good day to be alive.