Well let me just pull up a chair for that one… 
Donkey punches are a whole nother ballgame friend!
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@slick1 knows all the barnyard moves.
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Lol kinda. It was one. They’re tough as nails by the way. He went back to grazing I went to the doctor.
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I shot a bull in the balls with a BB gun once. Does that count?
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One of my favorite scenes! His drunk self! Lol
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Never get into it with something that weighs 3-4x your bodyweight.
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Matador: 2023
Agreed the last time I got into it with someone from here’s mom I got my ass handed to me.
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Let’s have a little respect for the messy. AND the dead.
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I was wearing a rubber raincoat when I posted it. A rudimentary crassness condom.
“Why can’t I just buy a watermelon and do this myself I don’t get it.”
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Truth! The whole altercation started after being drug around the pasture by a lead line a few times because I was too young and stupid to let go. Even the little one are stronger than they look.
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“Is that my ass Mrs Robinson?”
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I make it a rule not to talk about my sexual encounters with other people’s mothers. But you guys, I trust you.
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Ahh being young and dumb! I remember those days. Never again.
Pro tip: The watermelons are cheap. The mallet I had to make myself to afford to get into the hobby.
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Really it’s all the cocaine that’s the biggest expense.
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Nope! Some of the middle ground was nice though.
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I don’t think my next door neighbor is enjoying the aromas coming from my outside plants. That Skywalker stinks like no other. And Frankenstein is not far behind.
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That’s what I’ve been missing. Can never get through a whole set!
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