I think it’s probably a good idea to get the SIGNUP Listing ready. It will be Wikified at the correct Start Time. ALL are reminded NOT TO BUMP/OVERWRITE ANOTHER MEMBER. Doing so will only eliminate yourself!! Just cancel the entry/try again. Also, PLEASE DO NOT ADD NUMBERS!!
- @DrEvill
- @pawsfodocaws
- @RadioWaves
- @Jimdoors
- @OnePassionateGrower
- @killabud
- @Natea
- @GallacreekD66
- @Faithisyours
- @scootsmcgoo122
- @Juicyfruitman
- @myrtlegrounds
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@Sbeanonnamellow
- @kevinmalone
- @pharmerfil
- @Conitl
- @Pigeonman
- @ allotment
- @Mrgreenthumb
- @donuchee
- @LedZeppelin
- @seeds2weeds
- @Uprangewilly
- @PeaceCoast
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@funkyfunk
LAST ENTRY!!
Immediately after all slots are filled, start PMing “personals”. All I have to do is affix same and take to Post Office. Everything should be outbound within 48 hours. If this goes well, we MAY run it back in NOV before the BIG ONE.
SS/BW…mister 
The last few hours have been H-E-T-I-C!!! A good friend called, asked if I could bring him a Flip of Triangle Kush x Stardawg f2. Ok, sure, I thought. Jumped in the Old Tundra and off to the next town I go. Got there, delivered the Goods, bs’ed for a few, then headed home. Got about 10 minutes up the road, traffic is stopped in my direction. I thought maybe someone hit a Deer or Moose, it is “The Rut”. Then I see this Guy walking up to every Vehicle’s Window. I reached over and made sure my weapon was handy.
He approached my Window, I lowered the Glass to hear him ask, “Sir, do you know anything about delivering babies?” I hesitated, so he took that as a “yes” and asked me to please help as his Wife was going into labor. I’m thinking, “why me?” I reluctantly got out, trying to remember all the “Emergency Childbirth Steps” from Classes over 30 years ago. Now is when I wished I hadn’t been daydreaming during the Session!!
As we were hastily making our way back to his vehicle, some drivers were shouting, "you can do it, Charlie’, “go get 'em, B”, or “Doctor B”. He said, “you know all these folks?” Yeah, I’m lived here nearly 35+ years. We got to the vehicle, his Wife says, “Charlie, is that you?” I said, “yes, Lynn, it is!!” He say, "wait…you know him??? She replied rather sternly, “look, we worked together in the late 80’s. I know his Wife and MIL”. He seem relieved, by the expression on his face. I told hm straight up, I’m 20+ years older than her, plus I have a thing for older Females 
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Back to the business at hand!! I told him to take that Flannel Shirt off, turn it inside-out, we’re use that to cradle the baby. Take my Jacket, lower the Driver’s Side Window, insert Collar of Jacket, raise Window. Put Lynn in the Passenger Side, away from traffic. Go back to my Truck, bring the two Bottles of Hand Sanitizer, and that Box of Rubber Gloves. I already had Masks in my Rear Pocket.
Now for the hard part…I took a deep breath, steadied my nerves, gave Lynn the Instructions as I remembered them: Breathe, pant through Contractions, pushing s-l-o-w-l-y with each Contraction. Sure enough, the Head emerged, I just “guided” the baby, not grabbing, clearing the nose as baby fully emerged. I remembered to place baby on Mom, head lower than it’s body, skin-to-skin. I made no attempt to cut the Umbilical Cord.
Now, when the Father heard the baby crying, he’s running around the car like a raving lunatic, proclaiming, “It’s here, it’s here!!” I was like, “Congratulations, you have a Baby Girl”. He said, “WHAT??” We were expecting a Boy". I said, “Dude, you should be just as happy!!” He said, “I know, but we had decided on the name for the Boy. I guess you’ll have to do the honor of naming the baby”. He looked at the new Mother and she nodded her approval. I thought…Little Girl, what’s a fitting name to mark the occasion, let me ponder on this for a minute. Then it hit me…"what about "Sammiewell ?"
For some strange reason, they liked it!!! So, 20 years from now, if a new OG member introduces herself as @Sammiewell , do welcome her with open arms…I did!!! SS/BW…mister
SPECIAL NOTE: Like the Proud Papa said…"IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE"