There’s a Bill Burr and Russell Brand joke (they both told the identical joke in specials that were filmed a few months apart) that says something along the lines of “What’s this EDM crap about? That’s not real music! Real music is a dude in a blouse singing about the devil!”.
Also hate Kiss. I was friends with these two brothers and one of them was as much of a smart ass as me (except where I would accidentally cross lines if I was on a roll he enjoyed crossing lines). There were a few people over and he was some dude I met like 5 minutes before he made a horrible mistake. We were playing guitar hero or something and there was a Kiss song on there. Someone said something about hating Kiss and everyone agreed… except this kid who made the critical error of saying “I like Kiss”. Before it was completely out of his mouth the other smartass kid looked at me with his face lit up like a kid getting a new bike on Christmas. Not sure what my face looked like but probably similar and I heard my one buddy say “oh shit” under his breathe 
We shredded this kid and Kiss for the next hour and I can’t even repeat any of it cause this was the early 00s and a good portion of the words used don’t fly anymore but holy shit. It was just the two of us going back and forth while everyone in the room was dying laughing (including the kid for the most part). I never saw the kid again but I know they referred to him as “Kissfan” (might not have ended with “N” every time) from that point on.
That’s because all their other beaches are radioactive and you get severe sun burn even at night.
Totally agree
