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I’d like to add “somebody ate a mango and then burped in my water”
Also could be, 'I’m a respectable mom, just give it here, it barely even counts, my kids will never notice, load up the car, dads grilling tonight, how did you only lose one flip flop? They’re the only shoes you wore here, where the fuck is the other one? Other parents are seeing this, you know…"
Alcoholic water.
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Not only that but eating half a cup full a day reduces the possibility of Altzhiemers by 95% and are intestinal protective as well as able to heal your michondrial DNA which increases life span.
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