A man could live off of banter,and tomato toast.
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Absolutely. I think I mentioned I used to work for T.J. Cloutier’s nephew. T.J. would agree.
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Dang, you went all in with that reference.
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Really most cheaters are easy to spot. But the real pros are so good they’re almost invisible.
Any asshole can rip an ace off the bottom but to stack 4 cards, takes a lot of practice.
That’s when one of those three sided cosmetics mirrors comes in handy. It’s how I learned to do a few simple coin tricks.
Practice, practice, practice and then practice more. I think of it as I think of juggling, it’s stupid. It takes no brains to learn the techniques, simply practice leading eventually to perfect practice. That’s when you want to display whatcha got.
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If you know a better way to apply my mascara I’d like to hear it.
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You’re so behind the times. Get tats. Never waste your precious time again. P r e c i o u s…
I can’t even put eye drops in without flinching 
A Clockwork Orange. Simple solution! Don’t get orange juice in your eye.
I got you covered. You don’t need to do the tats yourself. I’ll do 'em for you! 
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It burns! The goggles they do nothing!
When I need eye drops I make Mrs Foreigner do it because I really can’t do it myself
HA! Fooled you! The goggles are there to keep it in, not let it out!
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…and lived to tell about it!
Where are you shopping where you can get healthy groceries for $50?
I just got milk eggs bread 10 minutes ago and it cost me $20
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