Non Political Things That Make You Go Hmmm.. *reborn* (Part 5)

Smoker's Lounge
2921

Most egg related enterprises fail because they are under capitalized.

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2922

But do you see the jetsam?

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2923

Or lack of diversification baskets

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2924

Don’t put all your lizards in one lounge.

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2925

So you’re saying they just crack up.

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2926

And they don’t have enough market shell.

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2927

Advice from Gordon Gecko

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2928

Outta likes. I know I had a bunch of 'em just a moment ago!

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2929

Ah shit I should have gone shell corporation. Too late now.

2930

It’s like a game of 3-card monte, only with shell companies. Oh, no, wait, that happens all the time!

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2931

I actually know how to deal (hustle) three cars Monty. Sneaky sneaky.

2932

Crossing guard. We had hand held stop signs and those belts. We would stop traffic to let the kids cross the street.

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2933

If you want advice about walking on the ceiling, he’s certainly your guy. Dancing on the ceiling you need to go elsewhere.

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2934

I bet you would stop traffic wearing only that thing.

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2935

Too Richie for my taste

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2936

We had a hand held stop sign, too.

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2937

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky Jay! He actually did a trick once in my living room for three friends and myself. In like 1967. He was working as a server at a restaurant.

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2938

As a professional card player it was imperative that I learn the basic mechanics behind card cheating in order to avoid being cheated.

2939

You’re not Lionel about that, are you?

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2940

I can no longer bear all this bull.

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