My Lawn Giveth. ( 3 weeks ago)
No cooking fats or oils in my house for three months or so. ( was getting a deal, the deal went away, and I resisted change. most likely too cheap and poor to pull the trigger.)
For some reason, I felt like buying butter ( my first time buying butter in over 2 years.)
20 or so walking minutes later got home and went to kick over a ball to the next-door neighbor dogs, was not a ball but a Puff mushroom. and today shuffling to the store hungry and low on funds I found a ten, actual cash in 2023. Oh, and a sweet king shepherd 8 month pup ran up to me giving me love like Dino. but then I saw 6 fishermen on shore who trashed the beach and acted out how I would stab them all to death if they didn’t pick up their fucking garbage, so ended angry but nice day either way.
Probably the asshats near us…
nd toast them like an English muffin in the sun…