Do you believe in irony?
I once burned up a car beneath a fire tower.
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No. I prefer my shirts wrinkled.
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I’ve had this. And scorpion wine too.
Pretty gross.
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Does anybody actually iron anything anymore?
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I wrinkle mine, then starch them
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I swallowed the worm in a tequila bottle.
My wife does
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I have wrinkle free pants which are good for occasions but wrinkles are a part of everyday life. Check out my crow’s feet.
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Are those tooth picks lol 
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I wear shorts and t shirts all the time.
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Me too mostly.
I don’t even own an iron.
All wine is pretty gross.
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Your way is better. Screw irons!
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This snake stuff is more like hard liquor but yes. Preservation I guess.
I hope to never iron again.
Supposedly they are handy for warming pizza slices in hotel rooms, especially in concert with a blow dryer.
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There may be thousands figuratively, even millions, but literally there are none.
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