Things That Make You Go Hmmm (Part 1)

You never fuck with a mans bike. I would have felt the same way. Guys an asshole.

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Even SELF INFLICTED pain helps!

Keep doing stupid shit and don’t hurt yourself and you’ll never learn.
Do stupid shit and hurt yourself and you’ve learned something.

EVEN if it was just how to do stupid shit even better :laughing:

@Slick1 : my best friend of 30+ years is an Elementary school teacher. One day he needed to pick up a students desk and use it to keep a grade 4 girl, who decided to bring a knife to class, from stabbing him and his students. He was NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE GIRL TO DETAIN HER TO GET THE KNIFE. He had to hold the desk until the Admin showed up which then called the students PARENTS, NOT THE POLICE.

Flash forward a month and HE HAD TO APOLOGIZE TO THE PARENTS AND STUDENT FOR DEFENDING HIMSELF.

Next year a boy that licked toilet seats and mooed at everyone was physically abusing him and his students, and when it got addressed HE GOT SUSPENDED because of things the CHILD THAT MOO’S AND LICKS TOILET SEATS said when interviewed. The person interviewing decided to go on the side of the child and the parents and we were all in absolute shock. Even the parents of the other kids involved were besides themselves but nothing happened.

Shit like this is why if I luck out with having a flesh-loaf I’m homeschooling.

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interesting stories - public schools have gone to hell, I would spend every last penny to keep my kids out of govt. school (if I had kids). One of my best friends from high school became a really popular and good teacher of high school kids - he caught a girl copying a work assignment from another kid right in plain sight - he grabbed the paper, held it up to the class, and said “this is cheating, as you know it’s not allowed so this girl gets a zero on the assignment”.

The girl’s parents protested up the wazoo saying it was unfair and disputing that she was cheating, took it all the way to the school board. the only reason the board eventually backed the teachers was because the girl’s mom threatened to make false sex-abuse charges against my friend. At that point the board ruled against her. Bill (my friend) resigned from teaching the next year in disgust.

some of the older teachers said decades ago they would call parents to tell them about cheating and the parents would immediately put down the phone slap the girl in the face or spank her.

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You’re right! I just looked at my pug’s asshole and there it is. I found Jesus! He’s on Gordy’s ass!

:cowboy_hat_face::chile:

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I would like to see the video of your conversation with the next jehovah witness to knock on your door :rofl:

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You ladies have some great hearing ! lol some how she always hears. I’m like did I even say that out loud???

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Definitely psychic powers.

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4 x wagon

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Interesting design for the transfer case, never saw one of them…

Just get an AMC Eagle for a 4x4 wagon LOL

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