Ok. ya owe me a keyboard…
This is the kinda stuff I expect from you LOL. That washing machine keeps a pretty good beat though! Especially love the violins! ROFLMAO (he shoulda mouthed the walking bassline when the band of demons joins in though I thought)
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i don’t drink alcohol but my valves burn about 13-14 ounces a year
How to defend yourself from 2 assailants whilst on a staircase:
In this example, the opponent at the bottom of the staircase is more proximate, and must be dealt with first. A modified defensive sidekick (holding onto the stairway railing for stability) is a powerful option to send him sprawling down the stairs.
When you engage one adversary, you must instantly also account for the other adversary. An adversary who is higher than you may use a kick to attack (an adversary lower on the stairs would likely use some type of upperbody combatives against you, including grabs and strikes). So, in this example, after engaging the lower, more proximate threat, the defender quickly ascends the stairs to defend against a straight kick using an L parry. This L parry upperbody deflection moves the defender to the attacker’s deadside, allowing for additional combatives, including sending the attacker plummeting down the stairs as well.
In any self-defense situation, you should use optimum combatives to debilitate an opponent, and this is especially true when you are defending against multiple assailants. Whether your preferred combative is a most practical long-range kick, eye rake, punch, etc., every combative must count. You must maximize your power and reach to debilitate an opponent both viciously and effectively in preparation for the next opponent’s violent onslaught.
(From David Kahn](https://www.davidkahnkravmaga.com/) serves as the Israeli Krav Maga Association’s U.S. Chief Instructor, teaches federal, state, and local law enforcement agencies along with all branches of the U.S. military, and is the author of Krav Maga: Fundamental Strategies, from which this article was adapted.)
Apparently the 1st order of business is to get your self some badass black T-shirts so you look like a real tough guy
Yes but what if you’re on an escalator 
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Depends on the up or down nature of the situation.
