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That is a Saturday night for me. 
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@Northern_Loki you’ve got me watching this birds youtube.
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Hey @DougDawson I hardly ever really look like that. lol
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People buying toilet paper in a pandemic doesn’t surprise me.
When everyone is losing their shit…
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LOL, yeah, I saw that CBD toilet paper post. That was priceless
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Interesting story behind me having this picture. I had just gotten a new number and suddenly I was being inundated with invites to Bar Mitzvahs and Bris’, also requests to pick some kids up after Temple (there’s a large Hasidic community in a nearby town). After a month or so of trying to get these people to remove me from their contacts I got a group message with like 10 people in it, around midnight on a week day. That was the day I devised my plan.
The very next text I got I let them know that they had “successfully signed up for Squirrel Facts at a cost of $1.99 a month” and proceeded to send them squirrel facts every 5 minutes or so. They texted back things like “STOP” and I would respond “sorry but our system doesn’t recognize this command”. To end your subscription please type 'toomanynuts". After they responded with that I told them that their request had been processed and their subscription to Squirrel Facts was cancelled, but they were automatically enrolled in Squirrels After Dark, our premium after hours nsfw squirrel texting service- at a rate of $10 a month.
I dragged it out for awhile and had them responding to a few nonsense hashtags to end service and would roll it over into something else. Finally I made them type “JesusIsGod” to end all service and made sure I added the line “Remember all you have to do to restart your service is to text this number again and we’ll bring you all the squirrel facts you can handle! Be sure to tell all your friends too!”
I never got invited to a single Jewish religious ceremony again.
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This was the day someone stepped into a trap of unimaginable annoyance, and facts about squirrels 
I saved them all but I would have to edit out the phone numbers. I forgot how far it went. It went to Backstreet Boys pics and then eventually just the gayest men I could find that weren’t actually showing man meat.
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seems like a shitty job
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