Who Wants to be my Valentine?

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#21

Ammonia ammonia ammonia
Get off get off get off.

Stolen from Mason Williams Reading Matter

I can introduce you to St. Valentine’s skull.
It won’t be dull, and we’ll mull and muddle
As we melt into puddles
Of ammonia.

The End

There’s free candy involved too.
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#22

Ok new front runner. The candy bribery worked.

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#23
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#24

Yeah but I give skulls at Christmas and get kicked out…

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#25

Play music and distract them.

Valentine was a baritone. Little Anthony is not.

#26

yeah it was good i used AI lol
but this be my real work . Not candy. but valentines themed and quite Psilly

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#27

For some reason this reminds me of some Graffiti i seen in a porto john in Iraq .There was a list with numbers everyone kept adding to.The title of it was “Things i havent yet jammed up my ass” went like this

  1. My First Sgt
    2.A Hellstorm lamp lightbulb
    3.12 Chemlights ……Simultaneously
    4.one fresh 203 round
    5.a JADAM
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#28

What if I’ve done number 4?

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#29

Most I got on #3 was 10.

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#30

If you’re going to play music, play the greatest love song ever written…

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#31

They only cook off after So many Rotations when they leave the muzzel just dont attatch it to a cordless powerdrill and run it af full Rpm

#32

Good tip; noted.

#33

Still waiting for a beautiful heartfelt pitch….

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#34

Something like,

Dear Foreigner,

Etc etc

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#35

Dear Foreigner,

Too harsh?

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#36

Classic and a contender

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#37

This is starting to get expensive,
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#38

320HP or GTFO

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#39

Outta likes.

I never realized tribbles had such big dicks.

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#40

And you thought they procreate so fast how?

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