I am accepting applications.
Verbal proposal
Song
Drawing
I’m open to all avenues.
The winner will be chosen at my discretion.
For all of you who don’t have valentines here is your chance!
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might just be me and you
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If that’s so you win by default.
Default valentine = the most romantic.
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Did you just fart, 'cause you just blew me away.
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If you smelt it you better put a ring on it.
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While “foreigner” and “four in her” may sound similar phonetically, a poem around that concept may lead to inappropriate or offensive imagery ;0)
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Poetry is language play and I welcome all permutations.
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What about streets or roads? Are boulevards at play? There’s a couple drives around here too.
Happy Valentine’s Day 
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Yes but don’t even come near me with a cul de sac.
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Happy VD
10x
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It’s rather cruel that Valentine’s Day and VD are the same thing.
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Its no coincidence. VD gets spread most on VD.
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Your special so u get the VD
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Spreading it around with no regard for the consequences.
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None sir nun
Tis the season 
Desperate Tinder date day
In a foreign land, where the cannabis seeds sow,
He pounds four moist holes, with a rhythm to show.
Oh, foreigner, bold and true Four in her how many for you ?
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Ok that’s pretty good you’re the front runner.
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