Damn…grape pop out my nose. Happy BD you wild man.
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Personal note: don’t drink grape pop.
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Dear @Foreigner
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve been eyeing your calander
For the last month or two
I’m a little disturbed,yet I still adore you
I’ve taken a wife,but for you, I would hide her.
Happy V Day for now,here’s a wolf spider.
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I knew @Hashpants would jump in, he’s been eyeing me for awhile.
But his contribution, top notch a+
Also I actually wrote:
Roses are red
violets are purple
Valentine’s Day is stupid
But you are the best
Etc
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Missed a chance to say you’d slap Cupid
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Cupid is a highly respected fictional character and deserves our reverence.
And it rhymes with stupid which is a bad choice.
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I mean it better then grapes out my nose
One ugly pressure reducing sneeze.
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For you that is a service I will provide. 
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No services required unless you’re really motivated.
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Dear @Foreigner,
Lots of OG’ers after your heart today but I know when you see how much I love you, this will show you you’re truly mine.
@I.am.human + @Foreigner together forever 
Will you be my Valentine?
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You sir have gone beyond the call of duty and are officially my valentine. But. I leave the competition open to those willing to outdo you.
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Commitment issues 
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just ask Mrs Foreigner
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Might as well be my Valentine while you’re at it 🤷
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