This sounds like a movie title, or “Where’s Waldo?”
Long story short, my old self respectfully seeks a legit Gary Payton seed or clone.
Where to find? And. . .let’s talk about it, too, if you want. What do you know about it? How’s your experience been?
(I’m a fairly good baker and I make a killer sourdough bread. Until I get good seeds, etc., to share with this community, I will share bread.) 
Thank you, from a noob.