Leave your pants on
So many things to say but donāt want to offend, lol
@Slick1 canāt fuck tiny women
Heās talkinā aboot his bent donkey shlong grows.
@Slick1
Are you a high standard low ratio
like myself kinda man
He might be for the manly lol
Oh Man Midgets
@dick I mean @Slick1 Iām sorry. Iām just fuckin with ya brutha.
Oh gosh! Things getting hairy round here!!
Oh Iāve given it thought. Iād still do it but I prefer fitting in house to hanging out the window
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Did you wake this morning planning to ask another man this?
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Do you really want this information?
What am I supposed to Jedi MindF(havinglovingrelations)k her?
Iāve got a thick skin, specially on my penor No seriously itās worrying me and I think I should have it looked at. Can I DM you?
I technically can but have you ever heard of Mr Hands?
High standard, medium ratio, have been known to lower that standard once or twice
No I shavā¦ oh you meant the thread?
What 70ās porn ?
the thread ā¦ obviously! Apart from the 70s too!
@Slick1 it is advisable to hide your seeds, I mean bealls, I mean!!
I would keept my balls in pant to stay warm.
If its worth it.
Lol, you were not my concern brother
I need someone to knit me a nice beanbag cozy!
I just figured you worked in a hospital you might be able to help
I grew up in San Fernando Valley
Porn whore city.
Gonna drop off thread so Loki doesnāt have to clean too much up, ttfn
No @Slick1 it just sounded to me that you were bragging about your cock being to big for some women.
I mean no harmā¦
I was but we were talking about a midget too
I didnāt take any offense to it or anything I just thought it was funny to answer you like that
And no I never said I was Mandingo or anything. You know how guys who talk about how tough they are end up being the biggest wusses? I think itās kind of the same with dudes who feel the need to tell everyone theyāre hauling lumber all the time. So in that case I have a micropenis
I canāt possibly see how that last sentence could bite me in the ass!
I love ya brother. Itās all good all the time!!