In Moscow, Sandman Enters you!
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@Pigeonman
imagine having to piss/shit or something and youāre in the middle of 1.6 million people. or the crowds once the concert is over.
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@anonymous4289 , this is why you learn early to pee into the opening of drinking vessels, openly go on the floor while maintaining fierce eye contact with another person to assert your dominance, and never let yourself hit the ground less you like wallowing in others mire.
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Been to many festivals, more Bonnaroos than I can count, Gathering of the Vibes, Summer Camp, most Phish festivals, and yet they max out at 500-600k attendees (Bonnaroo). I canāt even imagine the logistics in a European festival, Donnington is always amazingā¦ 1.6M people? Thats insanity to plan for when I can see the chaos that half a million people can create!
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I get anxious just picturing that number of people in the same area. Hard pass.
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I love the idea of going on the open floor, peeing in someoneās drinking vessel while making fierce eye contact to assert your dominance.
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They really need a laugh buttonā¦ 
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In a world now fuelled by screen time, a lot of folks cannot handle direct soul to soul contact anymoreā¦ especially if you are accurately urinating in the cup they are currently holding.
Honest thought: if they drink it while maintaining said eye contact; you have been re-dominated and now must move onto stage 2 which may involve heavy petting. 
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Iād just walk away at that pointā¦
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So this game is not for you; as you just got dominated while TRYING to dominate. Tsk tsk.
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Plan one number one didnāt work move to plan two number two 
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I would think the move in that size of a crowd would be to piss a circle around yourself to identify the boundaries of your personal space. Iām not going anywhere near the guy in a crowd thatās spinning in circles peeing
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Jeziz! I had to re look. I thought it was @Slick1 for a minute.
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@Slick1 has obviously been mentoring this one. The force is strong in himā¦
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Looks like there was some fun last night, congrats to the winners! Well done @DougDawson @Oldtimerunderground, looks like some quality stuff!
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@LegsMahoney popping the Columbian gum!
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Iām pretty sure @Slick1 and I are just being ourselves; no mentoring involved at all as we were both forged in different parts of the Americaās be equally fucked up people 
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However, Iām sure heād drink the cup while staring you down only to follow up by crushing the cup and letting it drop to the ground while asking āGOT ANY MORE?!ā.
All while dog eyeing emā like this:
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Hard to say. I have a way of corruptiā¦err, rubbing off on people. Itās not intentional, Iām just potent. I do however feel whether that were the case or not you came to the table seasoned already 
That face in the GIF is the face you should be making when using my patented āMeat Swingā move for intimidation also.
Thatās awesome. I got my fingers crossed for you!
I fixed it by removing the āoffā.
I recall this in the Fall edition newsletter you made in 2033!
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