If you can’t assert dominance with the meat swing you either lack the confidence or the meat required.
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That’s an exact quote* from the newsletter! 
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When I perform my infamous “meat swing” I always leave giant mushroom shaped bruises.
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Lmfao 
this does not sound like Cannabis talk
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@Slick1 , looks like you need to get that newsletter out now rather than in fall of 2033. Not all of us are 4th dimensionally inlined 
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It is… It just has the “@Slick1 spin” on it… Listen in long enough and you’ll be able to decipher it. (really, its a secret lecture on how slick gets higher yields by yelling at his plants, and doing his meat swing, @Pigeonman was merely commenting on how dominating your plants does indeed increase yields). Ya just gotta read between the lines is all 
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Lmao I can just imagine @Slick1 yelling and doing the meat helicopter 
at his plants 🪴
While he’s threatening to punch 
a garraffe.
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I dont know if this still the free seeds thread , seems more like a meat puppet show
OK No offences meant, just having fun. I’ll go back to my own thread. Peace, Out!
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Lmfao is that @Slick1 in the drawing
Sounds like you’re too close to your intended recipient 
Yes, but the meat swing was not originally intended for this purpose. I generally advise practicing the MS for at least 10-20 minutes a day so it’s fierce should you ever need to use it. Watering the plants one day and my “MS practice time” alarm went off… the rest is history!
What is this sorcery?! 
If the fact that it seems to be a girl didn’t answer this let me point out the other glaring issue- the giraffe is still alive there
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What does this have to do with the girl punching that giraffe?
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Lmao holy shit the last 50 posts got me hyperventilating from laughter
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It’s all Darmok and Jalad… at Tanagra!
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Pure gold this morning folks!
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Lol, Shaka when the walls fell
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So I think it may be time to give out a pack of those Black Snow seeds from @anonymous4289 , what do you all think?
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