Free Seeds & Free Clones Thread Vol. 5

I’ll give them seeds… Corn and peanuts!

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so a light bulb, glitter and poo. he probably won’t check this anyway.

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@Oldtimerunderground ,

The Eagle has landed… Thank you for your generosity…

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You are very welcome @Gugumelo and thank you for letting me know too. I sent a few packs of stuff down to South America and you’re the first to have it come through.

Hope everything is good with you :grinning: much love from Canada!! Bro hug :hugs:

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Technically a grow supply too!

A return message of

“Yeah, I have TONS of grow supplies that I give away all the time, why?”

Would be my response.

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“Sure bud I love helping out new growers! I got a light I could send you, a 4x4 tent, some pots. I could even send a little bud I grew along with that if that’s ok with you? I do need to ask for $30 towards the shipping, I’ll pay the rest though”.

Mail him the heaviest, stinkiest, filthiest thing you can ship with a tracking number for $30 and let him get excited watching the tracking only to realize he got rightfully duped.

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maybe find a way to ship him month old sour milk that’s been sitting in the sun.

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Send shrimp, well packaged to arrive… Is unforgettable…

Wait! Dibsssss!

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The Lupin flower has seeds that are near impossible to distinguish from pot seeds.
Send a couple of packs of Lupin seeds with the label Freakshow on it. Tell him they are “stealth” seeds. After he spends time growing them, he will feel the burn!

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I have lupine growing!!!

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It’s like you’re from the Scotia eh’.

“Y’a grow’em ‘Scotia beans by tossin’ em inuh ditch near a dead moose ya or d’eh won’t grow y’aknow?”

True Lupin planting facts by an old salt grumbling at me in Lunenburg. I miss the east coast.

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Lol I love the east coast. I move around but always end up back home

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It was the same old salt that turned to a bunch of scouts giving away hotdogs (for free) as part of a promotion for their troop:

Kid (with joy in their voice): “sir would you like a free hot dog?”
salt: (deadpan, film voice): “What’s wrong with them?”
Kid (shocked): “Um… nothing sir? We’re just giving them away today”
Salt: (grumbling): “Nothings free, carry on.”

…and then he walked up a hill and disappeared…

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Up for dibs a 15 pack of limited imaginative mind f1
Grows any where no special nutrients or experience required will ship world wide . Only requirement is a imagination . First dibs gets it .

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Is that the Forgotten Seeds pre release?

Man, I actually like that name. If I ever sell seeds I might use it

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:laughing:

how do you know there are 15 of them? by touch?

You need a good imagination .squinting or poor eye sight helps.

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