Free Seeds & Free Clones Thread Vol. 5

I’ve done it off and on my whole life but never for myself. I need something where I can dictate my hours and even days so in that way my experience will pay off. Plus I’m a real whiz with painting a picture with words.

What the flyer will say- What sets us apart from the other guys is the hands on care that comes with having the owner on site for all services provided.

What it really means- “Us” is me and I gotta be there :smile:

Shit I didn’t even check the thread title. I thought we were in the chat thread. Sorry anyone who minds!

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Minds?! I’m over here learning about landscape equipment! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::ok_hand:

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Dibs on yard work please

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I have hedges covered in aphids that need trimming, double DIBS

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A Velke is a brand of sulky for a lawn mower. It’s lazy or very convenient depending on who you ask :smile: Not only did I get spoiled on mowers that have a built in platform to stand on over the last decade but I have a bad knee and to turn a commercial mower you squeeze the levers halfway which engages neutral and then pull the machine back to make your next pass. Planting my foot and yanking a few hundred pound machine isn’t an interest of mine anymore :smile:

https://www.wrightmfg.com/products/accessories/commercial/velke-sulky/

No problem! Just need you to move to one of the two towns I’m planning to service and we’ll get you set up! :laughing: A couple hundred thousand for a house and completely uprooting your life may seem intimidating, but for quality lawn care at a price you can feel good about I think it’s worth it! :rofl:

You got it! A lot of guys are going to come out with hedge trimmers and make a lot of noise while spending a decent amount of time trimming those up- yuck! My approach saves you money and 95% of all that distracting noise! With a few precision cuts at the base of your hedges with a chainsaw I can save you years worth of trimming bills and aggravation! And of course the best part of all- no more aphids!

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That’s funny!

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WTF?!
This is the first time TokNgrow has posted — let’s welcome them to our community!

TokNgrow

11h

Do u have any extra growing supplies that you wouldn’t mind giving away?

edit… In a DM no less…

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he pm’d you for grow supplies? lol

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That guy has one helluva pile of testicular fortitude.

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Wow not a single post and a single like, 13m read time. We need a nuke option.

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I haven’t bothered to even grace that with an answer… hopefully he’ll get the hint and ‘poof’ be gone…

edit… OK, lol forever ignored takes care of THAT

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You should say yes and compare mailing info with anything else previously sent. :thinking:

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Or mail a poop. Or an assortment of poops, you’ve got farm animals right? @JohnnyPotseed

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certainly is an odd introduction

  • a friend once had someone ask to buy product in the same manner…[delete]
  • what’s up with these “Zero_Day” accounts lately ?
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throw some glitter in with the poop. glitter bombs are a pain in the ass from what i’ve been told.

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I wasn’t going to even waste the little bit of time to bother… lol

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One night in 11th grade a handful of glitter got dropped into a heat vent on a friend’s car as a prank. That car still had glitter in it when I moved away 1.5 years later

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WTAF, balls big enough to come in a dump truck

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Plus some free seeds :stuck_out_tongue:

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