Johnnypotseed’s 3-ring circus - with autos, photos & sex…reversals, that is! (Part 5)

I checked the delivery date for those nutes. It says the Nitrogen and Phosphorus will be arriving Thu, Sep 21 . That will not do. I’ll be checking at Walmart for some poor mans nutrients.
The potassium is supposed to be here Wednesday. I guess they’re back ordered on the rest.

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wow! I don’t think I’ve ever seen em that slow to deliver!

You could always use Pee-pee and Poo-poo.

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Yep. My wife noticed the order was split and asked when the second batch was going to be here, so I went back on and saw the date of expected delivery. Yeah, I can’t wait that long. She’s headed to town now and will look for what we need.

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lol potty mouth!

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Sorry, man. I’m A little bit umm, shall we say, WASTED right now.

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I made a boomer already and flushed. Dang 20-20 hindshite!

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Now that’s funny shit! :joy:

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I forgot.
You can’t use your Pee-pee! You drink your brother’s moonshine. That makes entirely too much boron, y’know?

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I’m getting ready to start some molasses working. It’ll probably be a six gallon run. I should get ~5 qts of 110 proof rum when all is said and done. The mash should be ready in two weeks or so, then I’ll have the brothers over for a late night rum run.

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Makes me wanna come to Missouri for a nice visit.

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You would be welcome around my fire brother. My brothers are an interesting couple of guys. Polar opposites that care for each other enough to overlook that fact. lol

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Makes me miss Ole Popcorn! @MoBilly kinda has the beard down but Popcorn was skin and bones! :slightly_smiling_face:

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@NDNCHILD
Yeah. I just married a woman that was, and still is, a fantastic cook. I was 6’2" and 195 lbs when we married. Now I’m 6’1 and 260 lbs. Gravity’s a bitch.
Popcorns widow released his recipe to the public a few years back. My brother actually made his best attempt at recreating it. Since he didn’t use a copper still, it was probably a little different than Pops but it was dang tasty.

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He was a crazy ole dude! Met him several times at parties on the mountain my buddy threw, before I finally got his number. I bought the book he wrote or rather dictated. Complete with autograph from the man himself. Won’t ever forget being stuck in the same traffic jam as him due to another big rig wreck in the gorge on I40. He was out of the truck selling jars door to door. Car door to door that is! :rofl:
They were gonna put him away for good that last time. He just said nope. :cry:

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you from around the NW north carolina? lots of friends i had up that way knew him. been to maggie valley a bunch of times.

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Yeah. That was bullshit. The man was so old at that point they should have left him be. It just burned their assets that he dodged them so well for so many years. They couldn’t let it go.

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Was. That’s really home to me. It’s where all the real growing up took place. Built cabins all over Maggie! I lived across the border in DelRio TN. @Slammedsonoma420

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Assets is right. They busted him with a mini storage full and let him go. A year later busted him for squat and it was done.

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beautiful part of the country out there. TN is about an hour drive from the parents house, Elizabethton.

done a bunch of splunking up that way as well.

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