Johnnypotseed’s 3-ring circus - with autos, photos & sex…reversals, that is! (Part 5)

What’s that I hear? :thinking:
Why, I believe it’s thunder! And I see something wet on my living room window. Could it be raining?.. So I get up and open the door to make sure I’m not dreaming and I’m not hit in the face by the blast furnace! I’m confused. Possibly I might have fallen asleep and am dreaming. If so please don’t wake me up! I’m going to strip down and dance in the rain like a big fat stove up long haired Gene Kelly!
Where did I put that umbrella?!
Da da da, dada da da… Da da da… Waaaa wah wah wah!. Boom chicka boom chicka… da da da da!!!

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That’s got to be yo’ happy dance!!!hehe.

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Yeah. I’m the only one happy about it though. My new neighbor ran into her “tiny house” screaming some crazy crap about a dancing Bigfoot and filing charges for sexual harassment!
Crazy witch. Don’t she know that there ain’t no such a thing?

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Hey Mo
I was wondering had you ever tried that London Pound Cake before?
I smoked some of that I harvested last week. If you get the pheno I got, Hoo-hoooo!!!
You’re gonna be way happy. Its not cured yet but just dry enuff to be in jars good but the buzz is already dang good. I can only imagine after a month of curing and burping the jars. I’m saying top Shelf.

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I’ve tried some of the first one. It’s good but not like Frankenstein good. That one was only just into amber though. The other two will be much more so.

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You can’t harass the willing,haa haa

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Hey, lol I wouldn’t done it but you opened the door!

edit… it was in self-defense, I tell ya… had to get rid of that image of a naked fat Gene Kelley dancing!

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:rofl::rofl::joy:
The thong! With hearts yet!!!

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What? You don’t have hearts on yours?
lol my bad, brother!

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No just brown polkadots.

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er…um… ok, I ain’t touching thatun! (literally & figuratively)

Damn, lol now I gotta go change my depends! I peed myself laughing…

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Ya come up here in da circus, ya damn well better be able to poke fun at yerself just as well as ya do at others! :scream: :crazy_face: :+1: :rofl:

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Lol that’s funny shit there.:joy:

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Coulda said a brown stripe. Ok ill shut up now.

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I came this close :pinching_hand:
Brown Zebra stripe if you really want to know. lol

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Now why…? Why brother? Gonna go try n lay it off on the poor damn zebra!

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I’d think with thongs, it’d just be two-tone, brown bottom with the red top

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A zebra kicked me once. Then he bit me. Then he intentionally peed on a flat rock right next to me… You just don’t know zebra’s the way I do. lol
:lying_face:

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I reckon I don’t!
But then, I never got hit with ricochet pee!

Well, in his defense, I did tell him his momma pulled a cart.
:blush:

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