Johnnypotseed’s 3-ring circus - with autos, photos & sex…reversals, that is! (Part 9)

Good morning everyone :coffee::coffee::coffee:

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After rigging up the head and feet with brinks, all you would need is a memory foam top to refreshen those low spots.

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lol IKR? But Rose put her foot down… SO…
lol she’s small (5’3" 102lbs) but tough! Ever seen a bumblebee chase a bull?!

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Dynamite comes in small packages, right? JP

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Well as long as you tried. Best to listen or else haha.

this is great, I never heard this saying before.

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lol doncha just know that’s so true!
@BigMike55 I think more like C4, or semtex

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It’s an old one I ‘borrowed’ from my grampa n pop! lol

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I recently met someone.
5’ 100lb,smart and drop dead gorgeous. Dangerous combo. The fuse is lit haha.

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Good luck in that! Truely.
Don’t know how old ya are, but I was into my 30s before I met ‘the one’… Rose, lol but we celebrate 41yrs of honeymoon this Dec. 6th and 42yrs together in Jan. 28. The weekend after my birthday (Jan 21) I can still remember the first time I laid eyes on her! Seems like just yesterday lol

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Y’know? I always was a pretty good sized feller until a few years ago when i retired and lost a ton of weight. But I was 6’2" and 265 lbs at my biggest.
My point is, the worst beating i ever took, (other than my father) was from a 5’2" Peurto Rican guy. That little feller beat me like a red headed step child. I bet it looked like Taz from the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

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And Holy shit am i stoned right now.
I think some Pink Floyd is in order.

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Barely had ya beat, At my biggest I was 6’4 275. with 36" waist

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Dang!
I never realized they could stack it that high! Lol

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lol I said the same thing.
You sharp this morning brother. lol i’m still trying to get over the sluggishness, into my second cuppa joe
I had forgotten that ol saying lol

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Man… I cant wait to hang out with you guys, again.

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Thanks brotha.
I’m 31, She’s about to turn 28 in 9 days.

Man that is awesome! Where did you meet Rose?

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Haha “you’ve got another thing coming…”

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We met at the tribal seat (Pembroke, NC) I was head bouncer and also pit boss in a small traveling (illegal) casino that operated only in NC.
We’re both registered tribal members. She’s full blood, I’m a 'half-breed; lol
Her family was pissed at her for ‘adulterating’ the family blood line!
All 3 of our sons are also registered tribal members. so in the ‘family tree’ chart.
The tribal seat office has a chart of all tribal members lineage. Going back a few hundred years

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Wish I could make it down there brothas.

Nice, we already know your one tough son of gun still! I can only imagine the stories you have for those bouncing and pit boss days.

I was going ask if there was any bad blood for the half part, but you answered it. Sounds like it made the family gathering fun early on before they got to know you.

Woah, Thats very in-depth record keeping. I bet you could spend hours tracing back on. Very cool, I love history.

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There are only three types of living things in the USA that the lineage is required on, Horses, dogs, and Native American Indians…

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