That could be an interesting thread!
It would have a rather high “ick” factor but would go a long way to convincing folks to clean their outdoor grown plants and indoor folks to tighten up grow room hygiene 
Could be an Over Grow public service announcement…
Cheers
G
I started a thread under advanced techniques. I never thought all the things I learned could be useful for someone else. lol! Is there anything science can’t do? 
Sadly, convincing smartphone addicted mouthbreathers to believe in science is a feat that science has yet to achieve. 
Perhaps one day… 
heh heh while it’s true that science can’t convince mouth breathers that it’s legit, science can at least explain how their mind is broken. I am happy I made the chocolate macaroons today, so I can make the meat breath hash tomorrow! Also, someone from the contest checked to make sure I was coming. I’m suuuper stoked to get legit so baked out of my mind, I never have time to get so wasted on like 1000 milligrams of THC fuck me. I’m gonna be so wasted I won’t even know my own name. JOY!
okok so I have the microscope set up, so I’m on my way. Remember my prediction is yields are better than the king tut but not as good as the big bud. Although shit, from that photo over on the other thread… it’s going to be close? We’ll see!
PS there is no cell phone service out here in the middle of nowhere… so no mobile mouth breathers!
great news! I Do believe…I found the second in command!
This batch stunk the whole place up! It wasn’t like fruit salad or roses or lilacs like the other batches. This one is raw FUNK! I can’t wait to try it!
ok pictured here is a small plant fiber. You can see most of them are just the size of a trichome head or smaller. It’s not like the sand particles from growing medium, believe me. A few minor plant particles ain’t shit…but! If you are getting too many oh it makes a difference alright. The sparkles in the hash stop.
yah lemme just repeat that, the tiny plant fibers don’t feel like sand between your fingers. That’s the purvey of random organics. If you have like a sandy hash it’s got random organics in it.
Reminds me, now in real life I pass on what @ReikoX said about the testing process, to try and defeat the misconception that it has anything to do with a bud being 26% thc. I make sure they understand it’s about dissolving things in solvent and comparing the peaks to 100% thc peaks, not that it has anything to do with plant material.
here’s the hash smear the next day when it’s dried out.
ok I’ll show you what I really like in a hash nugget… It looks like I’m ripping shatter, but it’s really bubble hash.
oh oh oh!!! I’m gonna piss my pants in excitement!!! HIPPY CRACK!!!
You figure some people just think the processes that happen to generate this hash are just too difficult to achieve? Or are the processes saying something about them they don’t like? When I look at this hash, I know it’s all been worthwhile. Am I hallucinating that the shit is good, like lying to myself? I think I have taken all precautions to eliminate self-delusion about the results. I mean, I see it in other people, right? Some turd comes up and claims their hash is the bestest, I’m definitely not hallucinating polymer fibers or growing medium. I only owe it to myself to crank out the best I possibly can, fuck the rest of 'em. My Worst hash is better than their Best. hah hah I know that sounds like I’m some kind of egomaniacal turd… but can you really deny the beauty of the results??
Very beautiful. I’m very jealous over here.
Shiiiiiiiiite! That hash chunk is 18 grams. I’ll check and make sure it’s stopped losing weight from water before I officially put it on the beam. Should be pretty soon! Like tomorrow? And I thought it was gonna be 20 grams damn! Ohhhh well! I’m still ripping the freeze dried hash, it melts like the best of 'em. Hey…anyone wonder how I made that blob of shatter-looking hash there? It’s a technique I don’t think anyone has even thought of yet.
Please tell me it doesn’t involve an old sock. 
I said blender earlier but I tried it again and it makes the hash flimsy flim flam bullshit, too much contaminant gets homogenized into the gland heads and it destroys the quality. Don’t listen to my dumb ass.
Joe I wanted to ask why you let yours sit for 30 minutes, I just mix strain and repeat 5-6 times. By the 5th or 6th wash yield starts going down and the hash looks greener/not as good as the 2-4 washes.
I just want to say both how funny and refreshing it is that everyone here takes the piss out of themselves. Some of you guys have more experience than of the rest of us will ever have but still poke fun at themselves.
To me, it’s a sign of people being comfortable in their own skins and not needing to puff out chests like we so often see.
Peace. Love. Dope.
