Non Political Things That Make You Go Hmmm.. *reborn* (Part 1)

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You missed one of the most vicious…
Wolverine.

Lob

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Who knew libraries were so dangerous to work in?

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Museum in the Netherlands were you can walk through the human body.

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I still have slivers in my tongue.

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Anybody ever notice when taking a shower that the curtain sucks in towards your body because of heat rising convection?

(or whatever is the correct term.)

Touching a slimy old shower curtain. Delicious.

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The punch lines are too offensive for today’s society.

I always just thought it was a vacuum effect from the drain.

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Nah man, if I open the curtain a foot or so it stops. Less suction I guess

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He was still being credited as “Larry Fishburne” at this time.

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What punchline? I do not follow. I have been mostly awake manic for 5 day so it could be me but Albino is a real thing, now had it pointed out a white racoon does not look like a little robber like all the non white raccoons in his nursery. ( group of raccoons is called a nursery) that may cause a problem.

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He’s also big bad pimp in a great (shit) movie called Band of the Hand.

Troubled teens sent to survival school and become vigilantes to take back the neighbourhood.

Great stuff.

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yes, it allows unblocked air into the drain.

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I know albino is a real thing. I knew of an albino skunk that I would see walking down the road where worked. I am a big fan of of the winter bros. Albino blues musicians. Now back to the albino racoon. Twenty years ago I would a made a number of jokes what I would deem humorous comments about a “white coon”. Nowadays folks are too sensitive. Im not sure if its for better or worse for society in general. It just seems to me that professional stand-ups are limited to “Dad Jokes” or be cancelled. I like comedy that allows me to laugh that night and makes me think the next morning (Carlin, Pryor, Kennison…)

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It’s a flux I believe, things went extreme with shock, Stern, Tom Green, D-12, Jackass, things had to swing back and I am sure they will again end up in the other direction. I am a dick. I still crack old-school jokes.

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