My dog knows what a suitcase means.
Our cat does too, and he does not like it one stinkin’ bit when they come out!
Funny story - In the mid-1960s, one of my sisters’ had a friend who lived in NYC in a studio apartment. She had a vaguely large dog, a full grown German shepherd. In the middle of winter, the dog dies. The woman doesn’t own a car, so she arranges for a place to bury the dog (in the frozen ground), puts the large dead dog into a large suitcase, hauls it downstairs and out to the bus stop where, while she’s waiting for the bus, a guy steals the suitcase! You know, the one with the big dead dog in it!!
It’s true you can be arrested for stealing a dead dog.
I have just learned that human photosynthesis is unrealistic because our energy needs far outweigh our surface area.
How about if you’re dead inside? Most of the pesky water would have evaporated. We would weigh so much less that our energy needs would similarly be greatly diminished.
I expect that would significantly lower your energy needs.
There’s a piggly wiggly in northern Illinois, when I saw it I had to shop there…I’ve been to many in the south.
Banana seat for the win. That just needs a flag on a fiberglass pole on the back and a playing card fastened to the rear tire frame with a clothes pin……