Ris - Growing Up Ganja

TV make you dumb.

Scientists* took 30 children and wired them to tvs so that when they went “asleep” “under hypnosis” “alpha state” TV would shut down. Average was 15 seconds.

TV make you dumb…

Sci…:joy::joy::joy:

Edit. Forgot… scientists*
*psychos with a degree

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I was watching a David Attenborough documentary…lol…now watching ‘Alone’…a survival show.

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I love the survival shows… naked and afraid is a favourite around here…lol

Its Sir David Attenborough to all of us… :kissing_heart:

This dude was my bedtime story teller for like 10 years, I have seen almost everything he has done.

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Idk what a attenborrow is. These “survival” shows are a joke. Scripted, they live at the fanciest hotels.

Lemme ask you this. Who’s the toughest cameraman you know? Good nails, drive a telsa ? Think they’ll 45 day in no man’s land ? Yeah?

Microcosmos is amazing!!!

Lol…I can assure you, both Naked and Afraid and Alone are very unscripted…the people on reddit said so too…so, yeah.

Sorry to hijack your thread, Ris.

I’ll bey my day job as a “super adventurous: show scriptor” they’re not.

A lot of planning goes into where the people will be dropped…so they do have people coordinating the show.

You sound you need to medicate a bit and check out an episode. Can learn some cool bush hacks…you’d probably like it.

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Its good fellas, Im sure there are some that are fairly realistic as to the situations that can arise. Plus whether its in a studio or a forest, some of those skills can actually be useful if you ever found yourself in that position.

I barely leave the house so im good to miss a few episodes lol I KNOW for a fact bear grylls was fake as it gets.

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Alright so if i put together the “Short List” were left with:

Name Generator
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  • SavageTech
  • Golden Gate Growers
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I’m sure there is a middle ground where things are reasonable… I just… find these shows risible. Doesn’t mean they’re univocally untrue… just seem off to my bush man side…

I’ve seen some techniques that were solid but situations were definitely read off a qcard :laughing:

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G.G.G FTW!
Actually dam good

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Ris & Shine Growers

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Been watching from the sidelines.
But now that you’ve almost decided, I guess I’ll throw my hat in the ring…

oRiSnalResources

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Well, the url is taken. Parked no less. Im wondering if i should call it 3G Hydroponics? That’s descriptive and keeps golden gate growers as its inspiration.

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Or G³
? Ten chars…lol…I’m a little high…

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I voted against my own suggestion :rofl:! I had to choice what I thought was best :+1:.

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