Hey everyone! Just wanted to say thank you again to @The_Vault_Team for hooking me up big time! They were kind enough to let me choose a variety of smaller packs to play with. I think I’m going to pop a few White Widow first, since I have big nostalgia for it (first-ever successful grow ten years ago, after purchasing exactly one feminized seed from overseas 
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I’d also like to share the goodies! They sent me five-packs of both photoperiod and auto Good Shit; I’m in a position to have some control over lighting, so I’d like to share the autos with someone who could use their superpowers.
To keep it interesting, let’s do this: anybody interested should compose and post a haiku here, and the best one (as selected by my highly subjective self) gets the pack! Unknown but significant numbers of bonus points if your haiku’s themes include mythical firebirds, shit (literal or figurative), or convincing pleas that you could really use some autos with your particular grow setup/situation. 
contest ends… sometime this weekend when I get around to reading all contestants’ entries!
(Mods, if anything about this is uncool or against rules, just lemme know and I’ll find another way to get it done)