I hope I’m feeling up to following along got a dentist appointment on Friday for a wisdom tooth extraction. Not looking forward to that.
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True story. It absolutely is misinformation. 
I figured if everyone else was doing it, I might as well jump off the bridge too…
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I’ll be the number one spot 
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A wisdom tooth extraction used to come with 30 pain pills. Not anymore. That means it sucks 10x as much now. Sorry man, ive had a lot of dental work so i sympathize with you! Pre-make some knockout edibles, you don’t wanna get dry-sockets 
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IMPORTANT UPDATE!! IMPORTANT UPDATE!!
I just happened to be in an Office Building in Canada. I had to rush into the closest Restroom. I approached two people to ask for directions. As I approached, I heard them referring to “this Doug person”. One guy was saying, “Man, I swear, he knows everybody!!” The other guy said, “Tell me about it.” They gave me directions, I went and “did my business”, came out and was going to leave.
Just then, I saw “Doug” walking with another person dressed in a Suit, appearing to be a BIG WIG in the Outfit. The Big Wig said, “Doug”, I’ve only been here a few weeks, all I hear is “Doug knows everybody”. All Doug says is, “Sir, I’ve been here a while, I’ve made many contacts, I know a FEW people”. The “Suit” replies, “I’m the new CEO, you can’t possibly know more people than myself!!” Being self-assured, Ole Doug replies, “and why not?” So the NEW CEO bleeps out, “What about Elon Musk?” Doug replies, “sure do”. The CEO thought, “right!!” Doug says, Excuse me a moment, whipped out his iPhone, put it on Speaker,…the next thing you heard was, “Doug, how’s things up in O’ Canada?” (Elon is silly that way!!) “You free this afternoon? Why don’t you fly down for Lunch?” Doug looks at the “BOSS”, asks, “you wanna go and meet Elon Musk?”
So, off to the Airport they go, but the “BOSS” insist on taking HIS G4, obviously attempting to impress Doug…WRONG!! So upon arriving at the Airport, the Security Person recognizes Doug and directs the vehicle straight to the Private Jet Parking Area. The CEO points out HIS Jet, but as they were approaching, Doug takes out HIS Remote and clicks it. The BOSS couldn’t help but see the Lights flash on the LARGER Jet parked a few spaces from his. In sheer surprise, he asks Doug, “you bought a Jet?” Not missing a beat, Doug replied, “Nah, I lease!!”
They board the G4, the BOSS wants to know “where to?” Doug volunteers, “Austin, Texas”. They take off, make a Hard Left, couple hours later, they land in Austin. When deplaning, they are met my a Detail from the Texas Rangers (I think Elon may have requested that). “Welcome BACK, Mr Dawson, we have an Escort arranged.” So off they go, Lights flashing, Sirens activated approaching the Intersections. They arrive at Telsa Headquarters, Ole Elon is waiting OUT FRONT. “Doug, good to see you AGAIN, care for refreshments?” Doug respectfully introduces the CEO, who is somewhat dismissive of the guy. They chit-chat for an hour, Elon has a Meeting about some Lithium Batteries or something. They bid Farewell with the norm for the R 'n F, “Call Me”.
So Doug looks at his BOSS, “believe me now?” The ego must have been bruised because he blurts out, “what about Bill Gates???” Ole Doug goes, “for real?” He could tell the CEO was serious, so he again whips out his iPhone, puts it on Speaker AGAIN. “Doug, are you in Town? “No, we’re down in Austin with Elon, just wanted to touch base” "NOOOOOO’, skip on up to Redmond, we can catch up here. It’s been a long time, Bro”. “See ya in a few”. So off they went.
They landed in Redmond, Bill had a Limo waiting which transported them to Microsoft Headquarters. True to form, Ole Bill was waiting outside to meet his Friend. Again, being the respectful person everyone knows him to be, Doug introduces the CEO. Bill was somewhat more attentive than Elon. They chit-chatted for about 45 minutes, promised to stay in touch, hugged it out. Doug said, “Sir, are you ready to head back to Canada?” Now, by this time, the CEO/Boss is NOT about to let the trip end like this. He has to come up with someone Doug DOESN’T know. He shouts out over the roar of the Jet’s Engine, "I bet you don’t know the POPE. Doug approaches the Pilot, “you got enough Petrol to get this Baby to Rome?” “Sure do!!!” So, AGAIN, off they went.
I could end here, but what kind of UPDATE/STORY would that be ???
Doug calls home, letting all know he’ll be “a lil late, don’t wait up”. He decides to take a “Cat Nap”, leaving the CEO to sit and wonder just who the heck is this guy? I know there’s no way he knows the Pope…no way!! All of a sudden, he hears Doug Phone ring, he sees it’s from a “Tay-Tay”. Thinking it might be “family”, he nudges Doug awake. Doug answers, it’s TAYLOR SWIFT!! She wanted Doug’s advice on the recent Ticket Fiasco. He gives his advice, she is overjoyed, volunteers Tickets to her upcoming Concert. He respectfully declines, falls back asleep. His BOSS is flabbergasted and, frankly, a lil worried!!
They land in Rome. You’re not going to believe this…they are met with an Escort of Swiss Guards, ushered into the POPE MOBILE!! That’s a fact, Ole Doug and his BOSS are riding through Rome, not standing up, so no one knows it’s NOT the Pope. Doug decided to have some fun, starts to wave at the people. All they can see is his Hand, and they go NUTS. (For shame. Doug!!!)
Well, they get to the Vatican, disembark, were escorted to the front of the people gathered for the Wednesday Papal Blessing in St. Peter’s Square. Just when The Boss was going to say something, Doug was approached by the Bishop in charge. He whispered something in Doug’s Ear, Doug nodded and, was escorted away. The BOSS thought Ole Doug’s game was up, it finally caught up to him. Ten minutes later, he was surprised to see Doug standing on the Balcony WITH the Pope!! I assume they had gotten word to him that Doug was in da House. Upon recognizing Doug on the Balcony, the BOSS keeled over, flat-out fainted. The people cleared some space, started fanning, trying to provide fresh air. When Doug saw the commotion, he discreetly exited the Balcony to check on the BOSS. Meanwhile, the BOSS came to, was sitting up, being attended by Worshipers, EMT. One of the individuals in the crowd asked him, “who was that guy on the Balcony with Doug?” That’s the EXACT moment his BOSS passed out again. When Doug made his way there, the Paramedics stated they would have to keep him there for a week for observations. True to his OG ROOTS, Doug said…and I quote… "I’M GONNA BE BACK FOR THE WINTER GIVEAWAY IN THREE DAYS, I’ll take a Commercial Flight". Just then, the Prime Minister of Saudi Arabia came over, “Mister Doug, The King is flying to Canada to meet with Premier Trudeau, he would consider it an Honor if you would allow him to accompany you!!” So, you see…that’s how Doug got home. SS/BW…mister 
NOTE: Y’all didn’t know Doug knew The King??? Don’t make that same mistake as his BOSS!! 
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@misterbee WHY AM I OUT OF LIKES RIGHT NOW?!?! 
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You Rock @misterbee @G-paS 
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Crazy story Mr.B curious to what you were puffing on
Interesting read 
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Believe it or not…DON’T SMOKE!!! SS/BW…mister
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SHOCKING :0
Very charismatic!
Now we need @Heliosphear to make a video of this encounter lol
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LOL, That’s the best ‘shaggy dog’ story I’ve come across in years… 
Cheers
G
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I wanna see that turned into a movie!
Very creative @misterbee lol
That’s awesome
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You’re the best storyteller ever @misterbee. 
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@misterbee I just love your creativity! Your story telling is captivating! BRAVO!! 
What day is it?? Is it time???
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Will we be answering questions on this ??? Lol
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Yeah, “POP QUIZ” in THREE/3 days!!! SS/BW…mister Teaser: What type Jet does “Ole Doug” Lease? 
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A larger one : )
Had to loo that up in my notes
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Y’all silly we all know he fly in a " private jet " . 
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LARGER Jet G4 lol
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