Truth be told…@DougDawson leases a G800!!! Actually slightly smaller than a G4, BUT has 2 less Seats and 2 less Windows…to make room for his Private Bedroom Suite!! See, sometime Bigger isn’t always Better . Plus, larger/quieter Engines!! SS/BW…mister NOTE: You can’t miss it, it has a big OG Emblem on the Tail!!
G700
THAT’S IT!!! TOLD YA!!! And some of ya thought I was joking THANKS, Doug, SS/BW…mister
Looks awesome Doug!!
UPDATE TO DA UPDATE!!
Lady sent me to the local Library to pick up some Audio Books. I wandered around the Joint, came across a Display of Western Folktale. Being interested in “Westerns” from an early age, I became sidetracked. I sat down and began reading. Y’all ain’t gonna believe what I ran across!! I knew I had to share it with the OGniverse.
I was mesmerized by the Fable of “Longhair Karl” As I had never heard that Moniker mentioned in ANY of the History Books I had read, I just knew I needed to check out this FAMOUS (or, INFAMOUS Character)!! “Ole Karl” was travelling by Horseback, going to visit another known Character up in Trinidad, Colorado. That would be an “Alabama Transplant” going by the Moniker of @GMan. Now, him, I had heard of being from Alabama myself. I remember seeing the WANTED POSTER in the Post Office!! Don’t worry, they never got him.
“Ole Karl” stopped in this small, dusty, out-of-the-way Town halfway to Trinidad. ALL the Town gathered outside as he s-l-o-w-l-y drew near. He parked his Horse in front of the Saloon, hitched it to the Post, and ventured up the Steps, aware of the crowd staring. Most had an UNAPPROVING Look about 'em, but he really didn’t pay them any mind. Afterall, he was “Longhair Karl”!!
He goes in the Saloon, you could hear a Pin drop (maybe a few did). He tells the Bartender, “Molson, please.” The Bartender stands there shakes his head “NO”, continuing to “clean” Shot Glasses with a soiled Wash Cloth. So “Karl” says, “Labatt Blue”, then". Again, Head shake. “Karl” rattles off “Big Rock, La Fin Du Monde, or Alexander Keith’s IPA, by chance?” The Bartender shakes his Head again, saying, “where you from, Cowboy?” “Ole Karl” stood more erect and replies, "CANADA!!!"
That seems to change the Bartender’s attitude. He apologizes, goes in Back and brings out a Bottle of the finest Beer from “Back East”. He tells “Karl”, “this Town doesn’t take to strangers very well.” “Karl” told him, “Look, Partner, I’m headed up to the “High Country” in Colorado to visit an old friend with a “busted up leg”. All I wanted to do is rest my Horse, get outta the Hot Sun, quinch my thirst and get back at it.” So, he downs the last swig, wipes his Mustache on his Sleeve, and leaves.
“Karl” goes out through those Swinging Doors, steps outside, sees his Horse is missing. That’s when he reaches up, takes his Cowboy Hat off, shakes HIS Head, his L-O-N-G Dreadlock falling down. The crowd gasped!! NOW they knew who they were messin’ wit. “Karl” bellowed out, “I’m gonna go back in the Saloon, drink me another “Craft Beer”. When I come back out, if my Horse isn’t parked outside, I’m going to do EXACTLY what I did down in Texas the last time this happened. Believe me, I don’t wanna do THAT again!!” With that, he strolled back inside.
This time, to emphasize his point, he cranked off a few Rounds from his Glock into the Ceiling. E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y got the Message this time!! The Bartender hurriedly fetched another Beer, this one “On the House”, nodded to a few of the crowd. “Ole Karl” finished his Beer, walked outside and…WA LA, his Horse was waiting. As he mounted the majestic Steed, The Bartender came out, asking, “will you be stopping in on your way back from Colorado?” “Karl” replied, “as a matter of fact, yes. In TWO/2 DAYS, I’m gonna stop over to The Telegraph Office, Log In if I can remember my Password. I’m not missing dat OG WINTER GIVEAWAY for nothing!!!” He puts the Horse in Reverse and “backs out”. The Bartender felt brave enough to ask ANOTHER question. “Tell me, MISTER KARL, what did you do down in Texas when they took your Horse?” As @Pigeonman rode off into the Sunset, the WHOLE TOWN heard him say…“I WALKED HOME!!!” SS/BW…mister NOTE: I never did get those Audio Books!!
I actually don’t consume alcohol; my drink is “coffee, black, like my soul.”
I actually DO WEAR a Montana hat and wear a riding coat!
Thanks @misterbee that was great!
You know it. And it’s spoken about in this Ninja Tune!
are "logo’s"available Do have a small “overgrow”
That is the funny thing. Neither of us smoke
redbubble.com You can find them there. SS/BW…mister
Hysterical.
I friggin love it.
Yes, just follow to where @misterbee pointed you, all sorts of OG stuff there.
Hahaha Thanks @misterbee needed a good laugh!
One of those stickers should be on the pope mobile
I couldn’t find the Redbubble link for stickers?
Just clicked the Link I supplied, took me right to the Site. Type “overgrow” in the Search Block. SS/BW…mister
Thanks !! interesting site
Exciting, I set my alarm!
Love seeing this kind of generosity!
Awesome!
I want to enter!