Don’t forget the bullets and the shankings.
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Hugh intensity low stress straining.
Officer: what’s this green branch
Foreigner: I dunno
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We’re pretty shank free but a block away in a couple directions there are a few. And armed robberies.
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Shit like that, sure makes me miss my little Northern hometown.
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Oh there’s crime here no doubt. I live beside a methadone clinic which doesn’t help. And subway pushings are at the front of the news.
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That’s why we stay inside and have our friends online where we are safe.
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I had an online friend be mean to me and it really hurt my feelings. Nowhere is safe.
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You are the second member that has said that to me this week, the good thing is is you can just click and ignore them.
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I’m just kidding I can handle meanies.
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I know, I heard you were a Shanker.
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874 shanks never caught!
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So many, that they want to name the area “Shanktown”
And it’s all because of me. Get in my way on the sidewalk - shank. Cut in line at the grocery - shank.
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Listen to Reggae music, that’s a shanking.
Wait, I think that’s what they call dancing to reggae music.
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Master shanker.
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Looks like I’m getting near the Thousand post on the new thread. I will definitely have to send out a pack of beans to post 1,000
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I told Mrs Foreigner I have to beat. up her chiropractor. Cuz he touches her.
I don’t have room for 1000 packs of beans but I appreciate the thought.
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Does he know who you are?
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No I’ll just take a big stick with me for moral support.
You will have to start bringing her to one of those Reiki specialists not sure if that’s how it’s spelled. They don’t even touch you with that one they just take your money at the end of it.
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