“Seriously just give me the wig it’s for a calendar.”
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“I’ll sue you to hand me this wig” 
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“Lend me your wig and I’ll give you a 5% discount on the calendar.”
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Deal! No one can refuse such an offer for this calendar!
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You’ll never get a better deal than that.
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Or you could just go into a court, any, find a lawyer, any, take their wig off their head and run. “Calendar FTW baby”
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If you must get arrested for something that’s a pretty good one.
“What are you in for?”
“Well…”
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“For some reason he could not find a lawyer in the whole country willing to take care of his case, but he had a lot of wigs and calendars, so that’s fine”
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Lawyers are hesitant to take payment in calendars.
And they really don’t like when you pet their wig like it’s a cat.
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259 grams be my guess
They should update, that’s the new money, better than cryptocurrencies actually.
I tried once to take a walk with my lawyer’s wig. You should see the look of the lawyers I crossed path with, they seemed horrified.
I don’t get it, my wig had a leash they were safe
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It probably needs a muzzle too.
“Ok for your retainer I’ll give you 10 calendars and then it’s one calendar per billable hour”
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That’s expensive!
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Yeah but it’s my freedom that’s at stake!
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Right so 11 calendars should make it. Otherwise the judge has been brought, real expensive. Who knows how many calendars they got…
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Quid pro quo yo!
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pro calendaro!
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Careful, @Foreigner wigs out.
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I’ll guess with 228 grams… Thanks @THCeed for another fun packed Tuesday
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Nobody brings the party like @THCeed, gonna take another guess at the weight…
575 g that is money.
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