Work hard, play hard, eat hard, sleep hard, grow big and wear glasses if you need them.
~Webb Wilder
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Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windowsâŠ
The number of kicks it takes to start your bike is directly proportional to the number of spectators watchingâŠ
A friend is someone whoâll get out of bed at midnight to ride her/his bike to the middle of nowhere to get you when youâre broken downâŠ
A truly good friend is someone thatâs in the cell with you, shaking their head saying, âdamn, that was funâŠwho we call for bailâ?..
The older I get, the faster I wasâŠ
and last, but not least - if none of this makes any sense to you, stay off motorcycles
;)-
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âŠâI ainât had this much fun since granny caught her teets in the washing machine wringerââŠ
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Soon there will be only 2 types of people left. The truly needy and the truly greedy.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Iâm not sure about the universe.
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come morning iâll be sober and you will still be ugly
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âWhen I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; Iâm beginning to believe it.â
â Clarence Darrow
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Your about as worthless as tits on a boat hog!
you going to draw them pistols or u going to whistle dixie
About as busy as a set of booster cables at a hillbilly funeralâŠ
DUDEâŠwhat are you trying to pull off here??
When someone rolls their eyesâŠsay âI was thinking the same thingâ
My personal fav "LookâŠI donât know where your from but where we are from manners and kindness are not optional and just because your mother didnât raise you with any doesnât mean i have to sit here and suffer due to your ignorance! Turn and walk awayâŠ
I eat girls like you for breakfastâŠ
This is way too much jello for you little girlâŠrun away!
Cute got anything better???
When someone is being really dramatic âTell me how you REALLY feel about it?â
Tell every chick you meet she is embarrassingâŠomg so embrassing
DUDEâŠif i wanna talk to you Iâll point at you. (strong)
Last oneâŠcareful with this oneâŠmay end in fist fight.
ask the person for anythingâŠlighter smoke something anything of theirs and when they give it to youâŠtoss it and tell them âfetchâ! I said be careful with this oneâŠâDO NOT GO GET THE ITEMâ!!!
Im glad we had this talkâŠ
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âWhen I die I am donating my body to science, because even medical students need a good laugh.â
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It is so easy to be wrongâand to persist in being wrongâwhen the costs of being wrong are paid by others.
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âWhen it gets down to having to use violence, then you are playing the systemâs game. The establishment will irritate youâpull your beard, flick your faceâto make you fight. Because once theyâve got you violent, then they know how to handle you.ââJohn Lennon
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Good ole Ozzie saying
If you are going to be a C u * t
Then big a good C u * t
Cause
Nobody likes a shit C u * t !!!
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âMundus vult decipi, ergo decipiaturâ-âThe world wants to be lied to, so let us lie!â
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âSal, we gotta go and never stop going âtill we get there.â
âWhere we going, man?â
'I donât know but we gotta go.â
â Jack Kerouac, On the Road
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Girls love that!!!..lol!!
Iâm gonna do this one, but not say anythingâŠhave the item in my hand, make eye contact with person who just gave and toss with eyes still lockedâŠnot even looking where item was thrownâŠand just look into their eyes in disbeliefâŠlolâŠthis is gonna be good!!!
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Never date a girl with big hands. It makes your dick look smaller.
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I use to smoke weed. I still do, but I use to too.
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life is like a shit sandwich more bread you have less shit you have to eat
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