Best sayings!....EVER!

Thats a really awsome story!

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And its corollary, never sell a drug you’re not willing to take.

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And the inverse, just cuz you can doesnt mean they can

Or ā€œdo as i say, not as i doā€

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It was so much fun listening to her talk about basically a hero of mine.

Did you know he began his career as a juggler? He toured the world and got to be pretty famous. I mean, he was, at the time, a world class juggler. He could comfortably juggle seven rings. Today that’s pretty meh (I personally know multiple people who solo seven with tricks), but back then that was big time! Show stopping and mind blowing!

And he really did not like little children.

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I once got called up out of the crowd to a street performers juggling routine in new orleans. The guys handed me the clubs and said, ā€œok, goā€ as a ice breaker joke. Although i could juggle, i didnt, and for the first time it wasnt because of stage fright or anything. I remember being swolen with pride handing the clubs back, feigning defeat. I happened to be the dark matter antiparticle part of the show. Such glory!

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You can talk the talk!, but can you walk the walk?

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How profane can we be???

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Beans, beans, the musical fruit!

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I’m not slurring, I’m speaking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant
Dean Martin

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Do you have a Quote to share?
one passed down to you? or one you’ve heard and it stuck with you?
It can be quote about…
Growing, smoking, living, dying and all things in between. Some may look or sound the same but with a twist or change of name, no matter, post it anyway.
I’ll start…

" A winner knows how much he still has to learn, even when he is considered an expert by others; a loser wants to be considered an expert by others BEFORE he has learned enough to know how little he knows." unknown

Hapi

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Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

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You can never hope to become divine until you have learned to become fully human.

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The ultimate paradox, of course, is that even though we’re all going to die, we’ve all got to live in the meantime…

Brian Cox

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Any day above ground is a good day :+1:t2:

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If you want someone to serve you and serve you properly, serve yourself.

Ben Franklin

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The second mouse gets the cheese.
:mouse::cheese:

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Old highschool football coach…do it right do it lite do it wrong do it long. Of course being teenager guys we changed it to do it right do it lite do it wrong get a schlong

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Toronto Maple Leafs rookie Nikita Grebenkin said recently.
ā€œFore check, back check, pay chequeā€.
:rofl:

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Ashley Roachclip, president of United Heads for Hemp once said,
" I just wanna say a lot of you cats that don’t think Marijuana should be legalized, well you’re all fucked"
:sweat_smile::v:

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ā€œAbsorb what is useful. Discard what is not. Add what is uniquely your own.ā€

– Bruce Lee

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