Happy Birthday! 
I started young too, kids are 21 and 24 and I turned 45 this past Aug.
It’s nice watching all my friends running around with their toddlers, I get to sit back and just “breathe”. 
I’ll roll one and puff a doob in yer honour. 
Enjoy your day! 
Happy birthday @DougDawson !
Happy birthday! I’ll be joining that club in January. Not sure I’ll be as gracious about the old jokes though. 
BTW… I scored a killer deal on some Bengay. I can hook you up
Happy birthday and congrats! As my dad used to tell me, getting old isn’t for the weak.
Happy Birthday Doug!
Happy 50th, Many, Many, More
Happy birthday dude. I’m not far behind you.
at our age, old farts can be dangerous !!!
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’
His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’
The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score…’
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally shat in the bed.
The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
Enjoy your Day !!
So hopefully I don’t miss anyone. Many thanks @Cormoran , @GCBudz , @Sasquatch , @LegsMahoney (Love the Yada), @Calix , @bunny , @anon84307778 , @Shabita93 , @ItsintheGenetics , @Comacus , @Pawsfodocaws , @keene , @anonymous4289 (that troll is awesome) , @Stevie1durr , @neb, @OGSince03 (Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon were awesome together), @JaxxMunster , @middleman , @bassman5420 , @blkmetal , @TopicalWave , @Abbbian , @Nagel420 , @EugeneDebs420 , @corey , @Vertebrata , @Granola , @WeTokeChronic , @BirD , @Donnie , @darkillusion , @Osogreen , @Greenacarina , @Purple_Drank604 , @CADMAN , @4ftfarmer , @Jinglepot , @Syn , @CornbreadJunior (yikes, I hope not, lol) , @brampie , @itza419 , @blendmedmedman , @Gugumelo , @Banquo , @Shabita93 , @Budderton , @ELG , @VAkish , @Kushking902 , @Bobgrows , @Andrexl , @Pigeonman (that was a cool listen while I drove between hospitals), @Breelie , @Dirtron , @firehead , @Shadey , @ShitSeeds , @deeez99 , @Slick1 (Got that song from @Pigeonman for my wifes birthday, now I got my own, too cool) @ShiskaberrySavior , @GMan , @Herbie @KanehB , @Qtip , @Meesh ( I will let you know ) , @Sqwee , @Yetigrows , @Astrodude @SaintAliasKnife , @rootfarmer (LOL, too funny). I really appreciate all the kind thoughts. I am loving the jokes and memes, been smiling the whole time I wrote this. 12 hours to go 
It’s been 50 years now we have been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty…
Good thing @LemonadeJoe raised the limit on the # of people you can tag in one post!
Lots of Birthday 
flying!!!
LOL, my lightsaber works fine.
Happy birthday Doug! 
Have a great day. 
All I can say about it is this.
Whoever said life begins at 50 was full of shit. In my late 40’s I felt pretty dam good. I was running foot races with guys half my age. So fast forward and I’m 65. And I look back at the last 15 years. Holy Shit! It’s not a pretty picture.
Anyways. Happy birthday, you old fart!
@DougDawson
Half way there-
