(insert obligatory fist-pumping song reference here)
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Trust me Iām on it. āYes Iād like your weed that has the MOST seeds in it pleaseā
Puzzled look
āYou heard me.ā 
Iāve told Mrs Foreigner that this is not allowed and they will expel you from the country immediately if you do it.
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Quiero mucho semillas amigo.
The only reason to learn foreign languages.
Iām just kidding, I speak just the bare minimum of passable Spanish. But I speak French too and sometimes get confused between the two.
So really I speak some freak hybrid language.
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Donāt we all???
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iām kind of the same. i speak english, french and spanish but the latter two is rather broken and with a lot of Ƥhmsā¦ but i defintily make it to ask for directions and weed lol in worst/ best case i just sing some cypress hill songsā¦that should do the trick 
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I love Central Americaā¦enjoy Panama you lucky bastard.
Maybe this would be more aceptable?
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I love Central America too. I spent 3 months in Guatemala El Salvador and Honduras. Havenāt been to Panama yet so itās on my checklist.
Who knows maybe weāll take a flight and a day trip to Columbia or Ecuador or something. The trip is not planned in stone so thereās lots of flexibility and lots of time to make things happen.
We will do all the touristy things, go surfing, enjoy a little luxury and throw virgins into volcanos. Fortunately Iām safe because of that one timeā¦
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Colombia might be the most beautiful country Iāve ever seen. The people (other than .0001%) are awesome. And there IS a mud volcano that you can go intoā¦
Havenāt been to El Salvador but loved Guatemala and Honduras was cool.
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(Must figure out a way to get Mrs Foreigner to go sketchy places)
El Salvador was amazing. Super laid back, great people, didnāt have a single problem except one drunk guy I handled. The transportation services are so shit there that itās totally normal to climb into the back of a pickup truck for some legs of the journey.
People look at me like Iām crazy when I say I hitchhiked through El Salvador. Guatemala too but the buses are better there.
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cocaine and virginsā¦man that were times 
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What do yāall think? Should I eat it?
Itās a Congo/g1388hp X Panama/Malawi.
Sprouts are good for you yes? 
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Sure, fuck it, go for it.
I have thought before about being an asshole, acting dumb, and posting a seed review where I take some sought after seeds, put them on a salad, and then complain that they didnāt offer the high the seed vendor promised. Just to upset people who are precious about stuff like that.
I wouldnāt really though, because I am precious about stuff like that.
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Landrace heirloom genetics, also good for salad greens.
I still shake my head in amazement at how many plants I throw away.
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Ok so I ate it. No different than other sprouts. I feel no edible sprout weed powers coming on but there is still time.
Maybe Iāll add a bunch more to smoothies.
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Iāve picked up hitchhikers in Costa Rica and Cuba plenty of times. My wife thinks Iām insane. I tell her theyāre not going to kill me while Iām drivingā¦and they likely arenāt going to rape me. In all honesty I only picked up women hitchhikers.
As for the plants you throw awayā¦Iām in your dumpster right nowā¦can you give me a clue which of these garbage bags are yours?
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how bout shirts that say āa man, a plan, a canal, cannabis seedsā 
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Lol yeah they are the ones that say recycling on them.
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Youād be amazed, some people are in to that sort of thing.
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