That was indeed a good display of how to Not Make Friends lol
Good move on your part too lol
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Looks like my harsh words have sent @DougDawson into hiding. Come out come out wherever you are!
lmao ya it was quite the read man… some ppl just dont have great social skills !
He messaged me and said he’s on his way to your house with a “sharpened broomstick and an axe to grind”. Not sure if was using the term literally or not so if you only see the broomstick you might have a better chance. Also if he does have an axe run because if it’s not sharp that will be WAY worse. He was going to wear a diaper to cut down on pitstops like that astronaut lady did awhile back.
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And some are just natural born buttmunchers
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You don’t hear the term Buttmunch/Buttmuncher anymore and that makes me a little sad. I say we all try to bring it back.
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ever since eating ass became cool it has lost its muster… maybe were just getting old
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yep… it used to be an insult. Now it’s a statement of sexual preference!
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Ahh true. It would probably be considered a compliment by younger people anymore. What a shame. Damn young people ruining it for the rest of us!
Never thought I’d say that before hitting 40 but here we are.
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STOP!! I’m smokin here…had to lose that hit damn it
i bet he sharpened the broom handle with the axe! Totally unorthodox!
And I’m just supposed to accept his extreme generosity? Very suspicious folks. I’ve got my eye on it. Community policing at its finest!
Wait until you hit around my age (72) then you’ll understand why I choked!! 
edit… “Never thought I’d say that before hitting 40 but here we are.” …
I was in the middle of that hit lol
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Second is an L50
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Out of likes but I chuckled at this and needed you to know that 
Oh true! Seems like the better move would have been to skip the broomhandle altogether because an axe is the superior weapon. He lessened the better weapon to make a lesser one. It’s interesting how a stone cold killer’s psychotic mind works in moments of blind fury.
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So I was that “lame generation” for you (hopefully “was” and not “is”) 
I feel way older if that helps!
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Someone threatening to kill me with an axe isn’t terrifying…
Someone threatening to kill me with a spork however…
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Oh yeah sure rub it in lol
edit… you’e actually older than me, I’m a friggin Peter Pan…just trapped in an ol fart’s body! 
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That depends on the spork material and how committed they are. If we’re talking that cheap flexy plastic like a KFC one you just protect your vitals and let them tire themselves out breaking and unwrapping them. If we’re talking a metal one then yeah no thanks.
Although I feel like if someone actually tried to kill you with an axe you might upgrade your mindset to terrified. It’s all fun and games until the first swing.
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sometimes i still think im young and strong in situations and then the after i cant move or get off the toilette
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I always heard it’s the thought that counts…but even thinking about it makes me hurt…
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