A gang of highly-paid youthful and loutish simians descended on my home before my morning caffeine dose had taken effect this morning.
Ironically, they were here at my request. In fact it took some groveling to get this appointment, esp since they were here to fix a problem their company had earlier created.
Some of them appeared to know what they were doing, but a rowdy construction chaos ensued and the day was an epiphany of loud noise and dust.
And, the sour toilet-flush gurgle of my economic viability flowing downslope filled the afternoon with a languid lament as the sun whispered a westerly farewell.
Aw, shucks… Thanks for the support guys, the Monkeys & Elephants are a nice touch!
That upper deck had a rubber roof installed to keep the lower deck dry. Apparently it was installed incorrectly so it had been leaking slowly for the last decade undetected.
My Saintly Spouse went to do some touch-up painting and her brush poked through the ceiling dumping rotten, moldy plywood in her face!
She growled at me and I growled at them and now it’s being fixed. The Sound and Fury are just a bonus.