Hopefully more than a mota of mota's mota

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I think I mentioned before that I had never successfully grown an auto. Well, that’s no longer the case, at least by my current definition of success. And look, I understand that autos are expected to be smaller than photos, but this is ridiculous! ROFLMAO

I chopped my first auto yesterday. It smells sweet and lovely. It’s Blood Orange Haze from @Pigeonman. It’s not quite as big as a couple of @THCeed’s outdoor plants, but damn close. See, there’s numbers on my tape measure too! rofl I think I might get a nice bowl, maybe two! Yippee!

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This is about as good of a close up as I can manage.

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And here it is drying. I’m sure you’ll see it if you just squint.

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That’s all the news that’s fit to print for now. I have several more tiny plants in flower, one that’s beyond tiny and bordering on small!

@Bayarealivingsoil, thank you, brother. We should talk. I’m just kind of fucked up at the moment.

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@mota HOW DID YOU IMITATE @Foreigner SO PERFECTLY!?

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It looks like my autos. :rofl: I cant get them any bigger than 1 foot tall. :joy:

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Great minds and appropriate techniques. Those are the key.

I also discovered another volunteer tomato, this one possibly a roma. It’s a variety that’s more elongated than round. It’s about 3/4" long at the moment. Goes long with my weed! HA!

Do you grow your autos outdoors?

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Yes. Normally I kill them as seedlings with overwatering but later I dont give enough water and they are stunted. :poop:

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Most definitely two bowls brother! :joy:, regardless, weed you grew my friend, I hope it smokes great for you.

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Brother!

And, like me, I will take for granted that you start with excellent quality seeds.

What we do is not for the feint of heart! avatar_1672|nullxnull

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That’s exactly right, it will be most excellent! Thank you.

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You definitely used the wrong tape measure. LOL

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@mota s psychedelic mystery weed.

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I give a free seminar.

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Are you a Nigerian prince?

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I am. Please fall for my scam

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Scam? Scam? What is scam, your princeliness? (I feel like I’m on Gilligan’s Island.)

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I thank you for your reverence and willingly invite you into this scam, having proven your worth.

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My coconuts are missing Skipper!

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Yes I have made a coconut man but with most people you can’t tell the difference.

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The Coconut husk man = Caribbean Strawman.

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I will take him down.

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