Buy an herbal extraction of Goldenseal. It contains berberine. Wormwood can cause halucinations if too much is taken internaly. Dont take anything for more than 2 weeks. After 3 weeks your body will have adapted to it and hidden all the receptor sites.
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Alternatively, you could crush garlic and tape it to the bottoms of your feet before bed. Your breath will be so garlicky fresh!
In other words, too much is just the right amount. 
I know, I’ve got a bad attitude.
Where is my bong?!!
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Wormwood ya say?
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I heard that smashing the garlic helps with the allium and that mixing it with ground raw pumpkin seeds can make it more effective and then mixing it with carrot, beet or pomegranate juice. It’s supposed to help with like tape worms and pin worms.
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MY GOD MAN listen to yourself. Thats just crazy talk.
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That’s what the hippies out north shore be telling you when you complain about a sore stomach lmao 
from the “industrial meat parasites”
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They give away 9x9” samples at the carpet store.
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The right attitude fellow traveller of time and space! 
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Reminds me of an underrated Mitch Hedberg joke about trying absinthe (not knowing it is made without wormwood anymore):
I was in Ireland, I got some absinthe in Ireland. Absinthe is a liquor that they outlawed. Absinthe is supposed to make a trip hallucinogenic, so I got excited because I like to hallucinate. But really it’s just a liquor so I got fucked up. I wasn’t even remotely tripping, but after ten shots I fell to the ground, and was forced to trip. Why is the floor as low as I can go?
Back on topic:
@mota i’d rather have a worm come from my ass than from my brain!
@Magu Very interesting about Goldenseal / berberine. My wife used to take a berberine supplement. I’ll remember that if I ever inadvertently eat an egg salad sandwich from a gas station vending machine
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Ivermectin. Threadworms, pinworms, and the like.
Not a doctor.
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Just swaller a table spoon of Copenhagen snuff. Problem solved at both ends!
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Expell the demons
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I have deworming pills for my dog. They’d probably work.
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Ironically, I make tinctures of all kinds and a female friend and I drove over 15 miles to where a big black walnut tree is near the road.
I gathered up a dozen and nibbled on a green husk.
I chewed that little bit and made a larger bite.
That mfkr had alive worms inside the husk but not in the black walnut itself.
Those are the worms I do not want.
I never researched to see what they were but that was alarming to see them living inside there considering what we think we know.
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Whatever you do. Do not look at a strawberry with a microscope. You will learn why they have a tad of protein.
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You kain’t unsee this sh!t.
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No such thing as vegan.
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I periodically consume some diatomaceous earth in a glass of water. It works for fungus gnats in plants and its supposed to work for parasites in animals and humans.
I don’t know how true this is but it helps allay my fits of paranoia associated with eating rare meats.
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wonder how may bugs we have smoked remember when checking for harvest time - I fond many dead. bugs (mites or what ever – they were mixed into the buds and seen them because of the loupe) food for thought - know one grower that cuts the whole plant and ten shakes it up-side down
I know a nurse who told me a story about a Japanese guy who came in with worms literally burrowing out of his butthole.
He ate fresh water sushi. Big no no. Parasite city.
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