It is morning OG.
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Wait until you see my newest creation. I call it the “Dildo Smasher”.
Mornin’ OG.
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The most generic greeting has been achieved. “It is morning”
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Congratulations everyone for inching closer to death by one more day!
GOOD MORNING!
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You’re right! Maybe mornings are good after all 
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Don’t you mean immortality?
Oh and g’morning my friends!
I think my GF’s “uh” / grunt is as generic of a good morning as it gets. At least @Slick1 manages to get in the whole word!
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“Shorter of breath, one day closer to death”…P. Floyd
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Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time-PF 
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You can’t post less than 10 characters or it would have been an uh/grunt!
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That Pink Floyd song was recorded in probly 1971-72. It is still very relevant today. Timeless music. It is my theory that a hundred years from now, bands like Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin the Beatles will be looked at much like we ,today, see Bach and Beethoven. It is this generation’s ‘classical’ music.
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106.5 classic rock station …started construction eight years ago and the same songs r still playing on that station so I think …
You are correct sir 
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I could imagine if you were dating my gf.
Bunch of freakin cavemen in the morning…
Slick “ugh uh uh”
My gf “ugh ugh. uh”
Slick “ugh?”
My gf “UG UG!”
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Yeah cause I’m totally not “dating” your gf now 
The sounds are right on though! I’ve said too much…
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I pissed off a good buddy one time. He gave me his blessing to date his ex girlfriend, who was stacked like you wouldn’t believe. I dated her for a couple months. The longer I dated her, the pissder he got.
Finally he asked what I saw in that girl. I told him it was still good, once you got passed the ‘used part’. Haw haw haw. He failed to see my humor.
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Dating a friends ex rarely works in my experience. I learned early in life that if you’re going that route be prepared to lose one of them.
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This is true as it can get. I actually lost both.
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Reminds me of a story i heard from a buddy when I asked “What’s with the black eye?”.
“Well let me tell you…” he started… “First off, if you date a friends EX don’t go out drinking together too soon after… and especially don’t get so drunk that you tell them that their EX is great in bed and quite the anal slut.”
“Oh dear!” i replied, “Is that what got you punched?”
“Sort of…” (he paused), “…it turns out that he had been asking her for anal for years and she never said yes once… and I was telling him about the first time we had fucked.”
It was then and there I nearly pissed myself laughing I also nearly sharted. 
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You are all quite welcome to date my ex. 
I’ll probably stop talking to you soon afterwards, though, since she’ll be working frantically behind the scenes to separate you from all your friends and you’ll also start to be pretty hard up for money before too long.
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