Mornin’ folks. Big day today as it marks the birth of one of the most badass motherfuckers to ever bless this planet with is awesomeness. Men want to be him and women want to be with him, truly a hero of the ages. I also heard he recently just upped the ante with the monumental purchase of an axe so lets be glad he (mostly) uses his powers for good!
I also heard he’s dragging his ass to work like it’s any other day cause that’s life 
Happy birthday?
Why thank you! How did you know? 
Oh you just opened a floodgate!! 
Wrong again, my dude. My birthday was in December. I have the birthday card from God to prove it.
I don’t remember sending a card 
Oh.
My bad!
I was talking about the Real God. Not a knuckle dragging troglodyte, who can barely recognize his own sexual orientation.
Too-shay!
Oh I thought you meant it in a rap way like “what’s good Gaw (God)”.
Is too-shay how you pronounce tushy?
No. no, NO!
You put on your chaps in anticipation of sashaying over to some man too-shay at the local western themed “alternative lifestyle” bar?
Well giiidy uuuup kemosabe! Let’s get them saddles blazing!"
Y’know?
There’s a limit to the effectiveness of my anti-psychotic medication. You have been warned
LOL
Are we pretending you didn’t exceed that limit in the 70s?
You mean that time I beat the shit out of a guy with a 2 X 4 and put him in a coma for 8 days?
Yeah but more the way you dressed up like Minnie Mouse to do it.
Well at least you picked the sexy one.
End result was the same Bad day for his ass.
Good morning everyone! Good morning JP!
Happy Birthday @Slick1
Fortunately I wasn’t drinking my coffee reading all the above 
Good morning and happy birthday @Slick1 …
I think you may have dropped this…
There were a few visuals in all that that I cannot un-see now…
Somehow I ended up wearing my chaps in Veg after reading all that! 
Have a great birthday!
Nope. That one is mine. @Slick1 has one that says “I carry BigMike’s lunch for him”
Hell yeah getting whooped by an angry man dressed like Minnie Mouse actually sounds way more terrifying than a normal dressed angry man 
Thanks!
Thank you! I was really close to buying that wallet but I couldn’t find one that was really well made, they were all more banking on the novelty of it than the quality.
You’d be that dude in prison making the new guys hold your pocket and follow you around the yard 