YOU WOULD HAVE A NICKEL!
@BigMike55 I AM NOT A CATFISH! 
…unless you mean’t “ass man”. Then I can’t say nuttin’. 
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I see myself as more like a carp.
Morning everyone
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MOST EXCELLENT “CARPE DIEM” JOKE!
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Couldnt think of anything else. I just woke. Its better than saying ‘Good Morning Shitstains’
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Their reputation as pollution and disease-ridden “river pigs” is totally unjustified. A carp from a clean, pollution-free river will be clean, pollution-free
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I like it 
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How about a bullhead any facts on them 
The bighead carp is a species of freshwater fish, one of several Asian carps
There are no known predators of the Bighead carp in the United States because it is a newly introduced species in the environment.
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True dat. And Catfish, regardless of their reputation does not eat shit. They eat food that the other fish leave behind. Not dookie tho. I ran aquariums for about 20 years. Catfish is just as clean as any other fish.
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I said bullhead 
Catch these like sunfish in some ponds good eating to !
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I just know carps 
I only eat catfish. Broiled or fried
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While that is true cuz, about not eating ‘shit’, I know what they call ‘mudcat’ feeds off the bottom refuse other fish leave behind and for some reason you can’t get that mud taste out lol but the blue or channel cat eat their food fresh/alive and that’s the ones I like to eat
Just taste better
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Blue Catfish to me is the best tasting. I would not eat Mud Cat unless I was starving. But the Blue, Channel, and Flathead are all excellent to eat.
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I’ve actually never heard this before! 
My highschools mascot was a Carp. There was a Carp in a tank at the main office and there was a Carp mascot suit some poor bastard had to wear.
Also there are so many wonderful ways in which folks use Carp for Aquaponics!!!
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Google copy and paste lol
I read it the other night.
Thought yeah that’s me, more so the river pig part not so much the disease-ridden part. Lol
Let me add a little tune for your listening pleasure
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Well they do grunt if I memberberries correctly. 
We have migratory birds that also grunt; we call them “Grunty Pig Burds”. I forget what they were actually called; I think it was a grosbeak.
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I always wanna say “Circus Freaks” but then I don’t wanna compliment @Slick1 too much LOL
btw… Good morning Circus Freaks!
There, I done said it!
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Just an FYI as well. Japanese Koi, are merely brightly colored, very selectively bred carp 
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I have a Shubunkin because I’ve always wanted a Koi but cannot support the size they grow 
Japanese Koi = the Fish version of Cannabis for us OGers! 
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Good morning everyone 
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