I wanna know WHO spends $1g to smell someone elses farts… And moreso, I wanna know the history of why that came to be!
Always kicking it up a notch, I like it!! Take a product and make it better!
OMG ok, I gotta share this story with you guys and gals…
In Cozumel, our next door neighbor is some kind of church. Not your normal catholic / presbyterian / methodist thing, nooooo… FAR more cult like (The priestess was heard saying “Mistress Stephanie likes new shoes / clothes / cars / etc”), and MANY MANY times we were woken up at 4am by sounds that can only be described as an exorcism being performed next door, complete with multiple people vomiting, things being yelled in spanish, and lots of chanting.
Despite our pleas to either adjust the times, or turn down the volume, the church ignored us.
Don’t piss off your neighbors is all I gotta say… We got so frustrated, we came up with a plan. First, ya gotta know that the roof of the church is LITERALLY corrugated tin roof layed (not even secured) on top of support beams (the church moved eventually, and they even TOOK THEIR ROOF with them, if thats an idea of how “secure” it was)… Anyway, you can imagine theres a rather large gap between the top of the walls, and the roof because a 6" beam sits on the wall, and roof goes on top. Its the Caribbean, open air is normal there.
Well, when they ignored our request for the 59th time, our plan was hatched after an evening of smoking. We were both aquarium nuts, so we knew how to make a venturi. We had lots of tubing around for some reason, and being a dive center, we have many tanks with 3000 PSI of air in them just sitting there. So we made a request to a guest arriiving the next week, could they mule down a can of “liquid ass”. Getting things on the island isnt always easy, so many times we’d order on Amazon, ship to a customer and have them mule stuff down. Yeah, that customer was curious about the “Liquid Ass” for sure!
Anyway, we make a simple venturi setup, and attach like 15’ of hose to it, and connect that to a hose from the octopus of a scuba regulator. SO. What does that do you ask?
Next time they had an exorcism at 4am, and we were woken up, we grabbed the hose, and tucked it between the roof and wall (so it would blow into their “area”), put the can of liquid ass on the inlet of the venturi, and turned the scuba tanks air on. This forces air thru the hose, and the venturi acts as an intersection that would “suck” the liquid ass in, and blow it out the end of the hose we tucked over the wall.
So… These people are chanting, screaming, you swear an exorcism is happening, and then they get hit. The pressurized air REALLY dispersed the liquid ass, or maybe we held the sprayer a bit long, but not 2 mins later they were ALL out on the street, gagging and coughing and trying to figure out WHO let out the fart that cleared the church (my buddies gf is mexican and speaks spanish fluently, her translations of what they were saying for us were hillarious), nobody suspected foul play, they were trying to point fingers but nobody could fess up. Absolutely golden, I wish I had videotaped it and had subtitles done, that shit was award winning. We did it 3 more times, and they figured out it wasn’t a member, but couldn’t figure out which of the 3 adjoining neighbors did it (all 3 of us had issues with them). They FINALLY moved out to a new location a few months later.
And they took their roof with them…
