I know it’s a shame there aren’t more mes in the world but I’m the one and only
I invented the flaming paperclip in HS. You know how you could bend a paper clip and shoot it with a rubber band? Called them Wasps around here cause they stung when you got hit with one. Inspiration struck me one night and I taped matches to the end of one side of the paper clip and then taped 2 strike pads together facing each other. You would pull the whole thing back by gripping the matches with the strike pads and it worked surprisingly well. The thing went so fast the matches actually stayed lit most of the time all the way to the target somehow
Matchbox wars = you use your thumb to hold the matchhead against the striker, and then you flick it at your friends.
The phosphorus ignites AS IT TRAVELS through the air, and if you’re good at it the flame kicks in right when you hit your friend. SO MANY burn holes from fucked dodges.
Oh the 90’s… we also played “One Ince Punch” because we were all martial artist, and on the schools wrestling team and the schools secuirty crew (3000+ kids highschool).
We would stand facing each other, and then measure our fist from 1" from the shoulder of the opposing party, and then “chi-struck”. It’s like the “push over game” where you are hitting each others hands in order to throw someone off balance… but this was about either knocking them back (off balance) or a yield due to impact pain.
I’m all upper body with stocky legs and had martial arts training before we starting doing this so all my punches ALREADY started at the base of my toes with the concussive RAGE rippling from the ground up and through my body into the meat fist that bruised and broke so many things in my angry-as-fuck teens and 20’s
We also did this out in the open so anyone could watch and know that if we were looking after an even for the school we would fight you if you tried to be a gangbanger wannabe.
We made the “Hades Bomb”. Took an M-80, cut a little door on the side with 3 slits so we could empty out the filler, and replace it with wooden match heads. 95% of an M80 is little filler “rocks”, the charge is a tiny ass bag of gunpowder. LOL. Well, fill it with match heads, tape it up.
Our dumbasses lit it off in a dry field. Yeah, it exploded, blew igniting match heads 10-15ft in each direction (so, a 30ft diameter circle of fire ultimately). Those match heads hit the dry grass and we were FUCKED… Burned down like 5 acres that day…
Probably really good for starting controlled burns though…
There’s always some site doing a commercial review of the best commercials the day after. THATS what I watch. TBH, I dont even know who’s IN the superbowl this year! LOL
So he’s gone for good? What happened to temporary bans? Feels like everyone who makes a mistake(?) Ends up permabanned. I guess I dunno exactly what happened but I’d hate to lose to the one strike, you’re out rule.
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