I keep a beard as my ongoing public service program. Beautifying the world one beard at a time.
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No but I got being a cattle truck one time on a motorcycle in Arkansas. Roads too curvy to pass much. Cattle decided to take a leak. I was covered in cow piss from head to toe.
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First bath you had in weeks!
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I’d give a dollar and a quarter to see that!!
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Months!! I lived in Arkansas, y’know.
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Hillbilly cover scent
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Better than Tink’s.
Hunters know about that stuff. Those that don’t know, its deer urine they bottle up and sell you put that stinky stuff on a rag, and tie it to your pant leg so it drags the ground. It attracts boys.
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Here now!
I would like to make this disclaimer:
The words of my friend might have upset some of y’all rednecks down in AR. Please know that I do not agree with stereotyping people into classes of stench.
All people are special and are entitled to their own unique odor. I say FREE THE SWEAT GLANDS!!!
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Had a bottle of Tinks in my coat pocket that o had forgot to take out broke on the floor in the middle of classroom at school 
could smell that for days no matter how much they cleaned lol
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Ah! Folks always make fun of Arkansas. If it was not that, it would be the incest thing, or the putting the old washer and dryer on the front porch when you get that new set.
Just how it is.
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How bout “I can count to 21 if I pull my pants down”
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I’d have to move my couch to do that @BigMike55 !
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Well… this has escalated quite quickly! I ran outta likes!
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i always heard a family tree in Arkansas looks like a 2x4… I lived in Arkansas several different times, married an arky gal too! lol
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You always can expand to the back porch!!
Think, man! Think!!!
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Hey! Our washer and dryer are on the back porch (they actually work too)… also the deep freezer!
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Well ur not that far from Arkansas
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The State flower of Arkansas is the satellite dish.
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We got one of em growing in the front yard!
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