Attention!
Look alive in here, we’re about to do some SCIENCE 
The post delivered my Plant Sex Tests today so I wasted no time in getting the process moving along.
I read all the instructions and gathered my instruments!!
I identify our first sample target, remove a single cotyledon, and place it on the proper corner.
Until I have all 4 samples for this card. (I’m cleaning the tools between each sample collection.)
Then it’s HULK SMASH time with the pestle, followed by removing any fibrous plant matter.
I finished collecting the rest of the samples, more smashy time, and they’re ready to be mailed back to Phylos
Our babies are all ID tagged and completely unphased by all the science going on!
~Remember, the only difference between f*cking off and doing science is that you took notes and measurements! 