So I got this cheap little microscope the other day, thought it would be nice for checking ripening trichs. It’s about what you’d expect for $40 bucks, so not exactly top end optics, but still fun. Oh well, it was late, I was stoned, that bastard Jeff Bezos got more of my money.
I stopped by a friends house the other day and he had some spots on his plants. Pulled out the scope to get a better look and sure enough it was the Borg. So of course we had to make those bastards suffer…
These shots are a little ham fisted, I’ll have to try dispensing with a syringe next time instead of a big inaccurate spray bottle. Still, there’s something about this I find… satisfying.
Enjoy your bath!
Surfs up
The most brutal by far, too bad I kinda botched the ending. Am I a bad man because this makes me cackle like a supervillain?
Now I just need a bunch of predatory insects and a tiny arena…
Yeah. I mean I hope not to see that many more of the little fuckers, but my friend is mid flower so its gonna be a daily fight until he pulls it down and can nuke the whole room. So I figure I might as well have a little David Attenborough nature film fun with em.
Gotta check on a Canadian source of predators though… I don’t think those ones will ship to me.
I think at some point we have all lost a grow or ten to the fuckin Borg…I feel it is quite appropriate to cheer and celebrate the pain, suffering and eventual death of these bastards.